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AIBU?

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to wonder if some ops deliberately misread threads

140 replies

swanandduck · 02/03/2010 11:22

Have seen this several times on here of late. It usually goes something like this:

OP: I was at the supermarket the other day and I saw a little girl (about 6) shove a bag of crisps up her jumper and the mother just laughed and put her own stuff through the checkout. I was really shocked. Am I being unreasonable to think this was wrong and training her child very badly.

Respondent 1: What are you? The Tesco police? I suppose if it had been a tub of hoummus or a box of organic crackers, that would have been okay. YABU.

Respondent 2: YABU. You know nothing about these people. Maybe the mother has had a really really hard life and is living on benefits and suffers from a medical condition. And you grudge her one lousy packet of crisps.

Respondent 3: Actually, I sometimes let my dd eat a bag of crisps. Didn't realise I had to seek approval from all the other shoppers in the store first.

OP: No, no, sorry, maybe I wasn't being clear. It wasn't the crisps I was giving out about, it was the fact that she didn't pay for them.

Respondent 4: How do you know she didn't pay for them? Did you follow her all around the shop? Did you check her receipt before she left. YABU and need to learn to mind your own business.

Respondent 5: You sound like a total snob, not wanting to shop in a store with a chavvy mum who lets her kid eat crisps.

Respondent 6: This is why I hate shopping in supermarkets, with people constantly complaining about other people's children. Maybe I should leave ds at home in future so he doesn't annoy people like you.

Respondent 7: Well, I'm really sorry if children in supermarkets annoy you. Maybe we should only shop in the dead of night so you don't have to see them. I really can't stand these childhaters.

Respondent 6: Well said, Respondent7.

OP (horrified). Whaaat? Where did I say I hate children. I love kids, I have two of my own. This is ridiculous.

Respondent 6: Would you calm down. Who accused you of hating children? We're just pointing out that you need to be a bit more tolerant when using what is, after all, a public place.

Respondent 5: You sound jealous to me. Was the little girl prettier than your dd.

Respondent 4: Actually, I've just checked and this is only your second post and you have had the nerve to actually start a new thread . Are you sure you're not a journalist?

Respondent 3: Well, I've just checked the cupboards and they are bare. I was going to go shopping but I have a dd. Maybe it would be better if we all starved though, in case you're lurking around my local Tesco with your big judgy pants on, deciding what my daughter should and shouldn't eat.

OP: (Feebly) No, no, that's not....(voice trails away).

Respondent 8: Well, I wish other kids eating crisps was all I had to worry about. Try having a MIL who calls around and retiles the bathroom and puts the house up for sale when you've just popped out to post a letter. Honestly, that woman....

OP drops to knees, bangs head off floor and starts to weep quietly.

OP posts:
swanandduck · 04/03/2010 15:39

Well, she looked like the kind of person who has probably changed it to 'Murielle'.

OP posts:
lovechoc · 04/03/2010 15:48

I think it's great when posts are misread because it is good to digress sometimes, and it gets you thinking from a different perspective.

YABU!

thatsnotmymonkey · 04/03/2010 15:49

I think we have gotten to the nubbin of it all. Swananduck, is your name Murielle? C'mon now this is a safe place, talk to us Murielle.
Is Murial too plain a name for you?
Your poor parents, should they have called you Ophelia or Allegra or some other exotic name?

swanandduck · 04/03/2010 15:56

No, my name is not Murielle. It is swanandduck with two ds not one. Why do you keep mispelling people's names,putting them down and making them feel they're not important? I think you're the one with the 'name problem' here. I suspect your real name is 'Brenda' or 'Agatha' or 'Dot' and you have never forgiven your parents.

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swanandduck · 04/03/2010 15:57

No my name is not Murielle. It is swanandduck with TWO ds not one. Why do you keep mispelling people's names, thatsnotmydonkey. Is it a sneaky way of putting them down and making them feel unimportant. I think you are the one with the name issue, and that your real name is 'Brenda', or 'Dot' or 'Ena' and you have never forgiven your parents.

OP posts:
swanandduck · 04/03/2010 15:58

Oops, glitch there. Well, you deserve a double telling off.

OP posts:
thatsnotmymonkey · 04/03/2010 15:59

The lady doth protest too much!

Yours,
Edna x

pagwatch · 04/03/2010 15:59

Shouldn't it be Mariel?

Swanandduck nicked my name. I used to be swanandducklovemummieslittlesquidgypops789.
I had to stop posting after the RSI meant I had to have my hand encased in concrete.
Now I post with my nipples

swanandduck · 04/03/2010 16:01

Excuse me, I did not 'nick' your name. Swanandduck is a very common name. There were seven of them in my form at school.

OP posts:
swanandduck · 04/03/2010 16:01

There was also a Muriel in my form, but we called her 'Manureiel'.

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thatsnotmymonkey · 04/03/2010 16:02

pag ROLF I have a really vivid image of a well heeled lady in a very smart house smacking her chest against a computer keyboard.

Can I just suggest something...voice recognition software?

junglist1 · 04/03/2010 16:34

Shock Shock

SpeedyGonzalez · 05/03/2010 17:00

Amazingbouncingferret, I was about to report you to social services for child abuse, but then noted that your spelling was flawless. So I'll let you off this time.

scardypants · 05/03/2010 17:05

Havn't read thread but that is one of the funniest OPs I've read on here, so true. LMFAO

scardypants · 05/03/2010 17:10
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