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AIBU?

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to wonder if some ops deliberately misread threads

140 replies

swanandduck · 02/03/2010 11:22

Have seen this several times on here of late. It usually goes something like this:

OP: I was at the supermarket the other day and I saw a little girl (about 6) shove a bag of crisps up her jumper and the mother just laughed and put her own stuff through the checkout. I was really shocked. Am I being unreasonable to think this was wrong and training her child very badly.

Respondent 1: What are you? The Tesco police? I suppose if it had been a tub of hoummus or a box of organic crackers, that would have been okay. YABU.

Respondent 2: YABU. You know nothing about these people. Maybe the mother has had a really really hard life and is living on benefits and suffers from a medical condition. And you grudge her one lousy packet of crisps.

Respondent 3: Actually, I sometimes let my dd eat a bag of crisps. Didn't realise I had to seek approval from all the other shoppers in the store first.

OP: No, no, sorry, maybe I wasn't being clear. It wasn't the crisps I was giving out about, it was the fact that she didn't pay for them.

Respondent 4: How do you know she didn't pay for them? Did you follow her all around the shop? Did you check her receipt before she left. YABU and need to learn to mind your own business.

Respondent 5: You sound like a total snob, not wanting to shop in a store with a chavvy mum who lets her kid eat crisps.

Respondent 6: This is why I hate shopping in supermarkets, with people constantly complaining about other people's children. Maybe I should leave ds at home in future so he doesn't annoy people like you.

Respondent 7: Well, I'm really sorry if children in supermarkets annoy you. Maybe we should only shop in the dead of night so you don't have to see them. I really can't stand these childhaters.

Respondent 6: Well said, Respondent7.

OP (horrified). Whaaat? Where did I say I hate children. I love kids, I have two of my own. This is ridiculous.

Respondent 6: Would you calm down. Who accused you of hating children? We're just pointing out that you need to be a bit more tolerant when using what is, after all, a public place.

Respondent 5: You sound jealous to me. Was the little girl prettier than your dd.

Respondent 4: Actually, I've just checked and this is only your second post and you have had the nerve to actually start a new thread . Are you sure you're not a journalist?

Respondent 3: Well, I've just checked the cupboards and they are bare. I was going to go shopping but I have a dd. Maybe it would be better if we all starved though, in case you're lurking around my local Tesco with your big judgy pants on, deciding what my daughter should and shouldn't eat.

OP: (Feebly) No, no, that's not....(voice trails away).

Respondent 8: Well, I wish other kids eating crisps was all I had to worry about. Try having a MIL who calls around and retiles the bathroom and puts the house up for sale when you've just popped out to post a letter. Honestly, that woman....

OP drops to knees, bangs head off floor and starts to weep quietly.

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BitOfFun · 03/03/2010 11:24

I think that the OP is actually Muriel, and she is trying to get us to justify her snack-pilfering in an indirect way, perhaps to make sense of an incident she was traumatised by when younger? Have you been to your GP to ask for counselling, Muriel?

swanandduck · 03/03/2010 11:26

No, no, I'm not Muriel, honestly. She doesn't even look like me. She has blondey, curly hair and my hair is kind of browney red. Also, I wouldn't have been caught dead in those trousers she was wearing.

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BitOfFun · 03/03/2010 11:28

And was the store manager who overlooked the crispy concealment a man at all? Who was complicit in all this because it suited his own patriarchal ends to patronize a young vulnerable shoplifting mother?

I am not convinced the crisps consented. This sounds abusive to me.

swanandduck · 03/03/2010 11:32

Well, he was eyeing her up a bit. Don't know why, she wasn't that good looking, bit of a minger really. Not being conceited or anything, but I would rate myself as way prettier than her.

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animula · 03/03/2010 11:37

Sorry, I haven't read all of the thread but i just wanted to say that the young girl pushing the crisps up her jumper is clearly all about the acceptability of so-called cosmetic surgery in our culture. And the fact that women like Jordan are held up to be role models.

We need more times tables in schools, not less.

Sorry if someone has already said this.

TheShriekingHarpy · 03/03/2010 12:33

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duchesse · 03/03/2010 12:41

If you think it's bad here, you should see certain other forums. I got an email digest for 7-12 mo babies today that included a thread title "Cola keeps fizzing up in baby's bottle. What am I doing wrong?". Clearly a piss take. So I thought I'd go on over and have a look to see how the other half live.

And predictably, most posters have completely taken the post at its face value and are piling in to inform the poster that she should not be giving her baby cola. boring fuckers Some people have had a sense of humour bypass, honestly.

StealthPolarBear · 03/03/2010 13:01

lol - i hope they also mentioned NEVER to heat it in the microwave

StarryEyedandLaughing · 03/03/2010 13:02

YABU, the only reason for starting threads is to get the nutters typing furiously

swanandduck · 03/03/2010 13:02

If she sticks an aspirin in, it will reduce the fizz factor.

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ScreaminEagle · 03/03/2010 13:16

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SpeedyGonzalez · 03/03/2010 13:42

Fabulous thread. So true, OP, so true. I do often wonder what these loons must be like to live with...

thatsnotmymonkey · 03/03/2010 13:52

predictably we are going off on a tangent. This "Murial" was probably off her tits on alchopops and needs to go out and get a job and stop scrounging off of tax payers like me. bloody disgrace. next the OP will tell me there was 6 other little blighters lined up behind her with fruit shoots, sausage rolls and mini eggs ups their jumpers too.

sickening, truly.

grin

swanandduck · 03/03/2010 15:18

It was Muriel actually, not Murial. Why don't you learn to spell properly, if you expect anyone to take your posts seriously.

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SpeedyGonzalez · 03/03/2010 15:58

swanandduck, I think you'll find that thatsnot was deliberately misreading your post, hence the misspelling. Stone her!

BitOfFun · 03/03/2010 16:04

Did you say "You're terrible, Muriel"?

SpeedyGonzalez · 03/03/2010 16:18
Grin
thatsnotmymonkey · 03/03/2010 19:51

OMG I am that my spling cud be caled into question like this. Another clasik MN bashing

EggyAllenPoe · 03/03/2010 20:47

sorry, i haven't read the whole thread, but was the child fat? she might have a condition that makes her have an uncontrollable urge to eat - it would be very wrong to criticise as it is if phenomenally rare still a possiility you should consider before assuming something likely like crap parenting?

SpeedyGonzalez · 03/03/2010 21:42
bronze · 04/03/2010 00:34

no you all have it wrong its this

bronze · 04/03/2010 00:35

or more likely this

AmazingBouncingFerret · 04/03/2010 07:52

I am officially a bad mother, reading this thread had me in stitches, unfortunately I was feeding 10 week old DD at the time and she bumped her head off the edge of laptop.

OP, You should be expecting a medical bill for cranial surgery.
And for paracetamol because her crying has set my 3 year old DS off!

Can I be first to nominate this to classics.

swanandduck · 04/03/2010 10:42

I am so sorry ABF. I hope your DD is okay.
(blows kiss to baby).

Can I just ask, though, why you had a laptop ANWHERE NEAR your dd when feeding her. You're right, you are a bad mother and you also sound like a jealous, trolling journalist whose school has broken up early for Easter.

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thatsnotmymonkey · 04/03/2010 15:34

(considering my self bashed)

Can we have an update on "Muriel", if that even is her real name.

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