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to detest the Malteser Lady!!!

43 replies

scanty · 10/02/2010 21:54

AIBU to hate/detest the Malteser woman on TV. I feel quite violent when I watch her talking to the little soldiers and then turning to see if any of her friends are laughing at her. Now I've realised there are a few ads with her - I feel I can't watch TV any more and she may have put me off Maltesers for life (which could be a good thing!!). Is it just me???

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Ivykaty44 · 10/02/2010 21:56

11 calories per 1.2 grams?? strange round shitty muddy coloured balls

LowLevelWhingeing · 10/02/2010 21:58

Not helped by the association with Loose Women .

scanty · 10/02/2010 22:40

The 'Loose Women' connection?? Maybe it's better not to know.... shudder!

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memoo · 10/02/2010 22:45

God no uanbu! She is a bitch!

tethersend · 10/02/2010 22:46

'Naughty'

FFS.

If she went on a crack fuelled killing spree dressed only in her M&S control pants and a binbag, that would be naughty. And slightly less annoying.

YANBU.

LowLevelWhingeing · 10/02/2010 23:13

Oh god scanty, you are lucky enough to not be aware of the Loose Women connection? You lucky cow.

scanty · 10/02/2010 23:23

See now I sort of want to know - but don't want to be awake all night with nightmares! Just leave me in ignorance, might be kinder.

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MarineIguana · 10/02/2010 23:30

I want to see this now - is it a new one?

CornishKK · 10/02/2010 23:37

YANBU. I thought I was the only one. I want her to die with her hilarious clown bottom touching, shirt burying, escapades.

And the one with the hairdryer I imagine she is talking about the anal experience with her friend.

I am sick.

Dalrymps · 10/02/2010 23:42

Oh thank god, I absolutely hate that woman. She is sooooo annoying

She's on the 'go compare' ad too where the stupid singer pops up out of a car.

twotimes · 10/02/2010 23:58

She's always on, I hate the one where she's bloody well pole dancing around an airer in the garden, that lady has absolutely no shame.

GothAnneGeddes · 11/02/2010 00:55

YANBU. These adverts make me ashamed to love Malteasers.

If any Malteasers ad execs are reading this, please drop the silly ladies and just go back to telling us how gorgeous Malteasers are.

MadamDeathstare · 11/02/2010 01:03

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piprabbit · 11/02/2010 01:13

I liked the one where they put maltesers on a pregnant bump and waited for the baby to kick but that's a long time ago .

Dalrymps · 11/02/2010 08:42

Oh yeah... that one was great!

scanty · 11/02/2010 14:07

don't be sad piprabbit! That one was fine, it's the new ones with this daft bint that we are talking about.

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Pineapplechunks · 11/02/2010 14:13

YANBU-she's a dickhead.

dollyoldeek · 11/02/2010 14:14

I don't have anything against the actress personally- she's got to earn a living- but I really don't like the clown goosing one in particular- the guy looks violated afterwards. I don't think they'd have got away with it if the roles were reversed.

The clown man looks very sad indeed.

Clearly I need to get out more.

shockers · 11/02/2010 14:20

Poor woman... hope she's not a MNer!

chegirlsghadabloodynuff · 11/02/2010 14:26

I dont like it when any grown woman refers to any food as being 'a bit naughty'.

Get a frickin grip, its FOOD, you are an ADULT.

scanty · 24/02/2010 13:38

nooooo, just saw a new one - will the torture ever end?????

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Jamieandhismagictorch · 24/02/2010 13:42

Yes, I agree. She's not naughty. She's a man-hating meany with a smug grin.

WorkInProgress · 24/02/2010 13:43

Glad it's not just me. They are so annoying ! Bet they were thought up by a bloke !

upahill · 24/02/2010 13:44

I'm missing something here. I can't even think which advert it is.

The ad that I don't like is the dulco ease(? sp) The one about the women having a coffe and the mate comes in complaining that she is having trouble having a poo. They laugh about a new handbag and one mate used to have a pain 'before she ditched him' They all look bitchy and nasty (OK OK I Know they are only acting but still........)

ProfYaffle · 24/02/2010 14:00

Are these the ones with the actress who used to be in the IT Crowd, or a new series?