Hugh Fearnley blardy whitteringon with himself in the Guardian

[nigelslaterfan]

AIBU to be irritated by HFW in the Guardian mag taking 10 people on a freebie skiing holiday in a gorgeous Alp chalet somewhere and making a cake and a blardy fondue and presumably claiming the whole bloody lot.

I mean nice work but bugger off Hugh and your free holidays!!!! Can't he afford to just pay to take his family on holiday?

Bitter'n'twisted

I have seen Nigella recently (lunch at Scotts). Can't comment on height (she sitting down) but surprised at plain looks and general dumpiness. looked a bit grubby imo.

Well, I find that strange as I saw her at close range at a launch in September and she has lost a lot of weight and looked lovely.

i refuse to belive nigella looked dumpy and plain. she is goddess

She's not tiny- 5'7".

Well I have to tell you she is not a goddess. Unless your idea of one is dumpy and plain and dressed in a big shapeless black frock.

Sorry to spread disillusion.

Charles Saatchi looked OK though - but a bit miserable.

oh, bless her, she was just out having a spot of lunch and probably couldn't be arsed with slap.

Her erudite, sparkling conversation is evidently enuff when dining intimately with her chap. And she don't arf scrub up nice

I bet she was having a proper feet in trough dinner though, and not just sniffing at a bit of radicchio like Jennifer Aniston.

Yes Bucharest she seemed to be tucking in to a proper lunch - as was I!

She may be 5'7 in heels and standing on a box!