Hugh Fearnley blardy whitteringon with himself in the Guardian

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AIBU to be irritated by HFW in the Guardian mag taking 10 people on a freebie skiing holiday in a gorgeous Alp chalet somewhere and making a cake and a blardy fondue and presumably claiming the whole bloody lot.

I mean nice work but bugger off Hugh and your free holidays!!!! Can't he afford to just pay to take his family on holiday?

Bitter'n'twisted

love the link to 'Unhappy Hipsters', especially the final photo caption. Thanks EleanoraBuntingCupcake Will bookmark that next time I feel an urge to trawl for property porn online (we can't even afford to buy a studio flat and we're a family, so it's a thankless addiction I'll be happy to break.)

I think she might have a better chance with her fanny

Oh, no, I wouldn't want him cooking for me! All that tripe and brains and other organ meat.

Boak.

I don't care for cheese, either.

He's also got one of those faces I could never tire of slapping.

Back and forth. With a large, cold fish. A cod or a salmon or that.

Eleanora I LOVE that

come on angelina has a fanny, brad is complex he needs engineered flooring and kitchen cupboards that make a little german car noise when they shut

expat - he would love that, he would probably shout 'yes hugh has been a naughty boy nanny spank me spank me'

you're right, man cannot live on fanny alone .. that's obviously where Ms lina has been going wrong

You think he'd pay me for it, Eleanor?

We could use the money.

And it's really no bother to slap him, over and over again.

you are so mean! i think he is sweet.

PMSL at german car noise kitchens
I want one!

HFW has an annoying etonian accent, small close-together pebbly little eyes and pubic hair on his head.

I imagine that everything he cooks would have some of that hair and some fingernail scrapings.

Not for me.

I don't care if he's sweet or nasty, as long as he pays.

i liek the way he sort of goggles at the camera and speaks like he was the substitute at a public speaking competition.

expat - I for one would pay to watch!

expat would have to dress up as mrs doubtfire and affect a west coast accent to get money

lol geroffmyland
lol expat slap slap slap
lol at

smug cheese chomping bastards
!!!!!!

lol
" small close-together pebbly little eyes and pubic hair on his head."

Everything Aniston does looks like it's for her ex h's attention, it's just exhausting.

But I guess for a woman who goes for that sort of thing, Brad is hard to get over.

I just don't see it, he looks thick as two shorts to me. Can't bear a dumbo.

Oh, that could be arranged, Eleanor. I'm sure Hugh could recommend the appropriate elocution coach.

And I'd be happy to correct him for the right price.

DH says whenever he hears that Garbage song 'The Queerest of the Queer' he thinks of me .

GetOrf, too right!

It's that mouth of his.

That fishy mouth.

SLAP, SLAP.

It's annoying in the same way as Jamie Oliver's tongue. I want to walk next to him with a plank of wood and smack his face every time he pokes that tongue of his out.

Gordon Ramsay just needs a good punch in the stomach.

lol @ expats, celeb tv chef rage!

why are we discussing Brad's kitchen?

How many of us are likely to visit it?

Come to think of it, how often will Brad actually visit it? It will be full of kids, nannies, maids and cooks won't it?

I luuuuurve Jamie and his Social Conscience. Leave him alone, expat

I will hand you a cricket bat to set about Ramsey, tho

I luuuuurve Jamie and his Social Conscience. Leave him alone, expat

I will hand you a cricket bat to set about Ramsey, tho