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To think those that type indechiperably through - Laziness!? - Should be just as vilified as those that do txt speak

137 replies

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/02/2010 13:31

Message after message full of typos where you have to stop and try to decipher it.

Plus all this 'tis, twas'. Oh It annoys me.

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itsmeolord · 01/02/2010 14:21

Oh. That's really quite insightful Bonsoir.

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/02/2010 14:21

Bonsoir - I want to kiss you (now remind me do the french do it twice or just the once)

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pagwatch · 01/02/2010 14:22

at hurried typing equals slovenly house, mucky children.
When I red perfect perfect postings I think of my scary primary school teacher with a big old stick up her butt...

BethNoire · 01/02/2010 14:22

TDWP outed myselffurther down with alink,Peachy

TheElephant · 01/02/2010 14:22

i want to roger her hard
in a dirty way

snigger

daftpunk · 01/02/2010 14:22

Bonsoir....you have to be joking....?

foxinsocks · 01/02/2010 14:23

Bonsoir, do they go to Tescos in their pyjamas and feed their children ready meals too?

MadOldCrone · 01/02/2010 14:24

lol at elephant

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"Can you breathe through that?"

Now LOOK at my perfectly typed joke and laugh in a genteel and ladylike manner. Or snort like pigs.

kinnies · 01/02/2010 14:25

Oh yes Bonsoir!
You must be so much better than me in evry way because you can spell and I cant!!

Bonsoir · 01/02/2010 14:25

I've already made the Tesco in pyjamas analogy

EleanoraBuntingCupcake · 01/02/2010 14:25

tis an excellent joke.

MadOldCrone · 01/02/2010 14:25

I go to Lidl nekkid.

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 01/02/2010 14:26

Oh fair enough Peachy. Hope you can get that sorted soon, are you really still fine with driving!?

Don't worry - you are not on my spreadsheet of shite typists

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EleanoraBuntingCupcake · 01/02/2010 14:26

this thread is turning in bonsoiranna bingo

passive agressive grin - tick
comment on teh importance of personal appearences - tick

pagwatch · 01/02/2010 14:26

I am a bit sad that my appalling education in a big crap school in the 70s has doomed me never to wash.

foxinsocks · 01/02/2010 14:27

I know, I only said it because I know it tickles you Bonsoir.

MadOldCrone · 01/02/2010 14:27

bonsoir are shite typists fat, too?

EleanoraBuntingCupcake · 01/02/2010 14:27

yes, big fat sausage fingers messing up our typing

daftpunk · 01/02/2010 14:28

Think I'll leave this thread...way too dirrty

hatwoman · 01/02/2010 14:28

devil - my typing has gne down hill recently. it's because i have ms and my fine motor skills have gone (hopefully temporarily) away with the fairies. tpyog hurst and love mn as ai do I can't (be bothered to) go back and correct vey typo/. so back off.

Bonsoir · 01/02/2010 14:28

No - why?

Though they probably have greasy crumb-ridden keyboards, come to think of it...

MadOldCrone · 01/02/2010 14:29

lol lol lol

BethNoire · 01/02/2010 14:30

TDWP if I'm not then your sp[readsheet if frankly shite!

Driving is up for review very soon again, though I do have glasses, just theya re so strong I getmigraines if I wear them very often. MN has to come further down the list than study and driving.

fanjolina · 01/02/2010 14:33

...ah, fuck it....

OrmRenewed · 01/02/2010 14:34

Hey bonsoir! You have such insight

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