(Dear IPOATthe Fourth, that a happy ending is altogether unlikely?

[Hullygully]

Or not?

Princessa, I was a "Nan" before I became a "Mum" - had an ex who was way older..I loved being a "Nan". Was a bit of a shock when I became a "Mum" and couldn't give em back...Still remember the feeling of terror in the hospital when it became clear I was expected to TAKE THE BABY HOME.

See that Pope yeah but I am a catholic No you're wrong But homosexuals innit?

Hully, you mad person, wot meaneth that last line of yours?

at having to take the baby home...

Word.

Oh sorry, was a general abridgement of all the popey/catholic/god threads going on at the mo rather than a cut and paste!

Was just smiling to myself remembering the party after our wedding. I spent the whole time walking round with the two yr old grandson on my hip, three months up the duff. DH's extremely upright father was a little bewildered but we thought it easiest not to explain..

I really should go on Springer.

In the beginning was the?

Or sentence?

Oh yeah, been on one of the 'is the pope a catholic' threads myself.

(Hate the term 'lapsed Catholic', as it seems to suggest, having lapsed, I might decide to go back there (to the church). Never in a million years.)

Hully - great image of wedding party. Complete with springer spaniel?

Umami - umm. Trouble with Microsoft?

No, we had our very old and overweight Rottie and a friend's dog that bit people! It just sounds classier and classier.

Word, like, word bro'. True dat. Innit.

I is down wiv da kids.

Oh I like that. Sick.

Bare sick. (Exhausts yoof vocab)

For god sake you two, pull your trousers up, innit blood.

Errrrm.

Groovy?

Hey you crazy hep cats?

Pag. Word. 'Sup?

Easy. Easy. (Pronounced Eeeseh)

Brrrrrrrrrrrupppppp!

Gives up. Don't know no more yoof.

Is you young Widow?

Is is not yet one and thirty, innit.

You is young, guy!