(Dear IPOATthe Fourth, that a happy ending is altogether unlikely?

[Hullygully]

Or not?

Perhaps you should take HRH some DENTINOX.

I was just a common night-soil collector until I tried DENTINOX. I just took a few drops of DENTINOX each day for a week and now I am the Earl of Sandwich.

DENTINOX.

psml. Ahem!

I blame Thatcher.

This annoys me too. I am quite small as well, so I have to get my elbows out a bit for the teacher to see me.

This sort of thing makes me very angry

< worries that she has been flouting MN convention by only using 1 ">"

pag - I understand that you are bendy and that Northernlurker believes orgies take place at gym clubs .......

Rise above, Mimi, rise above. We have our eyes set on higher things now. We cna no longer dwell mongst the dross and debris of the common herd.

I believe they have been tea leafing from other threads. Common. You wouldn't catch me or Bran at it. That sort of thing makes me unimaginably desirable.

Would it be bad form to ask the teachers which Reginald etc he plays with ?

Think you a diadem would suit me? Or perhaps this demi-pelise in twilled sarsenet?

I thnk a diadem would be most pleasing, Mimi. I fear sarsenet is a little demi-monde. I hear badger tippets are all the rage this season.

mmm, perhaps with a matching muff?

Ho there your Royal Hullyness! You shall get no juice from me! Pray do not squeeze me so.

Fear not Widow. I know well that you are quite withered on the vine. I seek only to keep you from a nasty accident that would delay us horribly.

My juice bladder is indeed long since drained.

Are we nearly there yet?

We are currently crossing the perilous waste that is Hounslow Heath..pray heaven no highway men decide we are pigeons for the plucking...

Ah, my pretty, pass over your gewgaws! And your lady friends too!

Eek!