To f**k off to netmums because after a 'MN' break I return to find this place has got swamped by even more pretentious, snobby, bitchy talk than ever before

[makeminealargeoneplease]

Think it was the coffee thread that did it tbh!

Sensitive aint ya?
Probably for the best if you can't read a thread about coffee without being offended.

I am so in love with the use of itchy. Can someone be horrible to me so I can call them an itch?

Go where makes you happy..I never been to netmums might give it a try meself at some point..anyone who says MN is not at some times bitch/ponce/snob fest delete where appropriate is in denial...but thats part of MN thats why it's good to take a break

Fuck off thatsnotmymonkey

i likeposh coffaaaaaaaaaaaay

whast the deal?

In point of fact, you'd have to uck off to Netmums...

Having a look at netmums now to see what the difference is. This is the only forum I've found so far. Anyone fancy giving me a highly biased itchy rundown of all the other ones?

op,

...how exactly does one "have an mn break"?

moodlum you are being a total itch to me.

Thanks that really satisfied my itch!

...I seriously need one. I am exchanging roughly 50 words per day with dp, and most of those are via text

why post in a huff? are you hoping folk say dont go/please stay...

hell the pretentious, snobby, bitchy talk makes it funny

dont get so het up about burds with pc blathering about coffee

and cutesy swearing is twee- say fuck if you mean fuck.

i think i'll come too. it's all getting too much for me.

Would it help you to stay if we all made tickers?

1 minute since I decided you were a twat

15,406 days since I was born

See ya dont want to be ya!

lookey have No1 and No2 oot the door

ba bye

LOL@ Spring the addiction is strong in her

What's wrong with weaning on rusks and instant coffee?!?!

look. i left and no one noticed i was even gone.

am i invisible?

does no one love me?

did you not mourn my passing.

did no one miss my witty and intresting posts?

I think everyone was busy working out when fruitshoots birthday is - I'm sure no-one meant to be itchy.

What is the point in posting this thread? Do you want us to plead with you not to go?

Seriously? I have no idea why people post "leaving" threads like this! I could not give a flying fuck if you go to NM or fucking Emma's Diary!

Fuckity bye, dont let the door hit your ass on the way. (hugs) hun!

34 seconds since I last had a fart

Eccentrica -sorry we were all so busy playing with our Gaggia coffee machines that we missed your flounce

This sort of thing makes me so itchy

4 hours since I last mentioned DENTINOX

you count farts?are you planning on entering 2012 games counting and wafting category

anytime i see a righty ho "that is it im offsky youse is all cunts" thread i just think oh trot off then.