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To think we should have finished off the Queen of Huns?

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Hullygully · 18/01/2010 18:01

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PrincessFiorimonde · 20/01/2010 14:47

FLORRY!!! How very dare you, Cousin Zeus!

Hullygully · 20/01/2010 14:50
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pagwatch · 20/01/2010 14:51

oh umami I love you to. You are always so attentive when I rip my bodice, which for a boobless type like me is truly gratifying

I shall sit here on this small column and try and figure who everyone is. Oh may I wish for aid from Marple The Great Goddess of Conundrum

Slaughters dead goat. Again

pagwatch · 20/01/2010 14:52

a most elegant burp Hully. You are a layydeee

Umami · 20/01/2010 14:59

I love your shmall bodice fillers. Like.....like.....like fruit. Y'know. Fuzzy ones. Peaches. Like two peaches.
I never used to like ladies, y'know, 'til you came along Paggy. You changed me, with your, with your spoons and dragging that cadaver around all the time. Enough to turn any woman's head it was. Garn, have some Ambroshia, 'snot that strong, don' worry.....hic.

pagwatch · 20/01/2010 15:02

There there...

It appears that all around are sleeping dreams of Bacchus

I will return anon, after perhaps preparing supper and a quick bath of asses milk

PrincessFiorimonde · 20/01/2010 15:07

Cousin Zeus referred to me earlier as Florry; I was merely registering my horror.

Ms Mary, by the way, is a poster also known as Citizen Precious.

Umami · 20/01/2010 15:09

Are you FLorry or FIorry?

PrincessFiorimonde · 20/01/2010 15:36

It's an 'i'.

GreatGodZeus · 20/01/2010 15:58
pagwatch · 20/01/2010 16:06

of course its an i, its flirry

oi oi flirry!

GreatGoddessHera · 20/01/2010 16:11

Hello, Artemis? Yes, it's me......yes, at it again.....the Godvod, pretending like he didn't know that's what they were drinking......what's that?...yes, another bloody half mortal, half divine child to deal with.....Anyway, I just wanted to ask you about that time in the woods.....yes, when you were caught in the buff.....embarrassing's not the half of it.......so how did you.....yes, I know, you've never felt so soiled but......yes, I know you picked that spot specifically because it's quiet but.....can I just........I only wanted to.......ARTEMIS, please! I just couldn't remember how you dealt with it that time.......a deer you say?......ripped to shreds by his own hounds? Interesting........Anyway, can't chat any longer, I need to keep an eye on him.......a new bow, dear? I'm sure it's lovely.....Okay, bye-bye......yes, bye-bye..........I will.......yes, I'll tell him you said hi.......Goodbye.

Zeus, that woman can talk.

Hullygully · 20/01/2010 16:17
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Umami · 20/01/2010 16:19

Garcon! More 'brosia over here, young ma...young wom....young beast. And I could murder some nectar, if there's any around?

Hullygully · 20/01/2010 16:51

Spiderwoman!

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GibbonInARibbon · 20/01/2010 17:04

ok who slipped the acid into the sharbat?

Umami · 20/01/2010 17:09

Why is that Gibbon talking? And why is it wearing a ribbon? And why is it all the colours of the rainbow, like beautiful Iris, sparkling and twinkling in such an elegant miasma of flavourful trinkets of passionate joy and throbbing vibrating hues of melancholy ardour! Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Who said that?

GibbonInARibbon · 20/01/2010 17:17

ok you all need to run some water on your wrists and take some rest till it wears off

GreatGodZeus · 20/01/2010 17:19

Hera, my dear, don't say I never do anything for you! This is better than an 8 hour greek tragedy at Ephesus!

Have some deep fried manna, my love. You know how you can't resist.

Ooh, look at that one tottering around with ribbons like a demented gymast.....

GibbonInARibbon · 20/01/2010 17:23

pmsl

Hullygully · 20/01/2010 17:29

Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars, let me know what life is like on Jupiter and Mars, In other words, hold my hand, in other words, darling ... kiss me.

I can fly.

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GreatGodZeus · 20/01/2010 17:31

ah! I love it when they think they can fly!

remember Daedelus? My, how we laughed!

still, I'll send a cloud out to catch her and bring her back...

Hullygully · 20/01/2010 17:34
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GibbonInARibbon · 20/01/2010 17:36

In the name of all that is good and holy will you all please calm down and stop running about thinking you're Icarus!

I bet you're loving this! grrrrrrr

Is there no one else here that is of sound mind?

Hullygully · 20/01/2010 17:37

I flit I fly I la la la la la..

Wheeeeeeee!

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