Hello, Artemis? Yes, it's me......yes, at it again.....the Godvod, pretending like he didn't know that's what they were drinking......what's that?...yes, another bloody half mortal, half divine child to deal with.....Anyway, I just wanted to ask you about that time in the woods.....yes, when you were caught in the buff.....embarrassing's not the half of it.......so how did you.....yes, I know, you've never felt so soiled but......yes, I know you picked that spot specifically because it's quiet but.....can I just........I only wanted to.......ARTEMIS, please! I just couldn't remember how you dealt with it that time.......a deer you say?......ripped to shreds by his own hounds? Interesting........Anyway, can't chat any longer, I need to keep an eye on him.......a new bow, dear? I'm sure it's lovely.....Okay, bye-bye......yes, bye-bye..........I will.......yes, I'll tell him you said hi.......Goodbye.
Zeus, that woman can talk.