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To think we should have finished off the Queen of Huns?

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Hullygully · 18/01/2010 18:01

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NigelTheWonderBoy · 22/01/2010 14:42

Wot's a quinny buzz, Auntie Paggy? Is is educashional?

Hullygully · 22/01/2010 14:42

Angry,

Are you workiing outside the home and putting your children through private school? No one likes a lazy bint.

Xenniah

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GibbonInARibbon · 22/01/2010 14:42

PS. Would you like to borrow my Quinny Buzz.
It is not nearly as much fun as you might expect.

lololol

I needed this laugh this afternoon

GibbonInARibbon · 22/01/2010 14:44

monogamy is overrated.

MadameH

Hullygully · 22/01/2010 14:45

Grab Zeus, wrestle him to the ground and bind him with metal bindings and put things up each other. Be free.

FlimsySilverBronze

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GreatGoddessHera · 22/01/2010 14:47

So many answers so quickly lol!

Gibbon, thanks, I have already had my way with them.

HullyHun - you may not enjoy the Act, dearie, but perhaps you just aren't as skilled at such things as I am. Maybe you should seek some help for that. My daughter Athene has similar problems to you.

Pagwatch - what is it that mortal men do on Fridays? Around here we have fajitas and karaoke on a Friday night.

BonjourHannah - I think you may have issues with weight. I am as young today as I have been for the last several thousand years and I never touch ambrosia myself.

Xenniah - I am a SAHG. Why is this relevant?

GreatGoddessHera · 22/01/2010 14:48

( at FlimsySilverBronze)

pagwatch · 22/01/2010 14:52

ROFL at Hullys responses
and SAHG. I am going to use that now!

Nigel,hush dear. When you are a little older you will understand.
We will get you that book " My body actually is a temple and it's sprouting stuff. A boygods guide."

GibbonInARibbon · 22/01/2010 14:55

Pag and Hully, you are both on form this afternoon

Hullygully · 22/01/2010 14:55

Yes SAHG a new must.

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Hullygully · 22/01/2010 15:05

Oh that I had had a mother to foretell me of the doings between men and women. I am quite took aback. I thought there were chase kisses and floral arrangements, but there seems to be...

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GibbonInARibbon · 22/01/2010 15:12
GreatGoddessHera · 22/01/2010 15:14

HullyHun, I have Wiki'd myself and look:

Tiresias was a priest of Zeus, and as a young man he encountered two snakes mating and hit them with a stick. He was then transformed into a woman. As a woman, Tiresias became a priestess of Hera, married and had children, including Manto. After seven years as a woman, Tiresias again found mating snakes, struck them with her staff, and became a man once more. As a result of his experiences, Zeus and Hera asked him to settle the question of which sex, male or female, experienced more pleasure during intercourse. Zeus claimed it was women; Hera claimed it was men. When Tiresias sided with Zeus, Hera struck him blind. Since Zeus could not undo what she had done, he gave him the gift of prophecy.

So ner ner ner ner.

AngryGoddess123

Hullygully · 22/01/2010 15:14
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AbercrombieFitch · 22/01/2010 15:18

.....

Hullygully · 22/01/2010 15:18

And I Tiresias have forseen all, enacted on this same divan... TS Eliot

Take another step back with Father Tiresias, I have lived (somehting or other)
Once a man like the sea I raged
Once a woman like the earth I (could never understand the next word) Genesis

But that's what I said, Tis a male preserve.

Kisses,

Hully Hun

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GibbonInARibbon · 22/01/2010 15:19
Hullygully · 22/01/2010 15:20
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GreatGoddessHera · 22/01/2010 15:26

Women experience more pleasure, women! Are you not a woman? Are you a hairy-handed runner called Davos?

GibbonInARibbon · 22/01/2010 15:27

Headline in 'Daily Stars'

Hully Hun loves her Fun!

Hot Hully 'Hun' Gully loves getting down and dirty with Demi Gods and mortals alike. A source told us that she is oft seen 'gagging for it' outside the temple doors.

"she hopes one day to bag herself a God and then take him to the cleaners" said our source.

Hully denied the claims and appeared only to make a brief statement.

Hullygully · 22/01/2010 15:30

When Tiresias sided with Zeus

These are your words, dear Hera.

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Hullygully · 22/01/2010 15:31
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Hullygully · 22/01/2010 15:32

Sorry Nigel. Just wanted to upset your mother.

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GreatGoddessHera · 22/01/2010 15:34

"....which sex, male or female, experienced more pleasure during intercourse. Zeus claimed it was women"

I'm off back to NetGoddesses. You lot are really itchy.

GibbonInARibbon · 22/01/2010 15:36

[incredulous]

My darling boy Nigel is not ugly!

Just because you are having some problems keeping you bloomers skyward dear. 'Tis no matter, when we move on everyone no one would have heard of your reputation misdemeanors.

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