To think we should have finished off the Queen of Huns?

[Hullygully]

And I. I have a promising looking swede though. I shall see if I can train it to emit noise and waggle a little.

I suspect it will depend upon the particular swede. Bjorn Borg always seems obliging but I suspect he would b e too large and he is not, alas the particular swede that Tesco the God of Retail Indulgence provided via their chariot yesterday...

Molly - leave it!

I shall return to discover the progress of the escape...

Fair mistresses, i must away, adieu x

Happily this elderly shepherd-type gentleman, grazing his flock on the slopes of Olympus, happened to have with him a parsnip bearing a remarkable resemblance to young Nigel and has agreed to give us the vegetable in exchange for some small but unspecified favours from Abercrombie.

Where is Abercrombie? Are none of the gentleman with us on the Mount? Has Hera secreted them elsewhere for her own amusement?

So that is a no to my plan then

Am I that repugnant that a turnip is a preferable plan to me offering myself?

And you say my son looks like that root vegetable?

I'm off

No, Gibbon, do not go, you must continue to prepare yourself for the arrival of Zeus. The root vegetable is a back-up, to ensure that once we are gone, Nigel will not be missed for some time! Your feminine wiles are yet required to distract the Great God so that the switcheroo may be performed.

I jest widow dear, I would not flounce over such a thing, though I am a little hurt at the realisation of how dear Nigel is seen in through the eyes of others

To me, he is perfection personified! [proud]

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很高兴认识你。 Hěn gāoxìng rènshì nǐ.

My mandarin text is not loved by MN!

at Mandarin text speak. Nigel's a hun

Gibbon - you are a wonderful sight naked, quite strapping. And I only took up the turnip notion, I felt a small goat or sheep would have been a much closer resemblence. Do not be affronted. You are my favourite of all of Nigels parents.

Poor Abercrombie. Cannot Nigel find a cure for his lack of speech. I fear that Sally Forth-With is about to render him - he has no garments!

www.goddessnet.com

Am I Being Unreasonable?

AIBU to take my pleasures with some mortal men?

I don't think I am, but am open to all opinions. A bit of background. My husband is King of Gods, ruler of the universe, lord of all he surveys etc etc. He's also my brother. We've been together for quite some time, and we have three DCs. He's always had a wandering eye and has many illegitimate children by both mortal women and fellow goddesses. He once even employed someone to keep me distracted while he went philandering! I always revenge myself on the women in question, but he keeps on doing it. He just can't keep his thunderbolt under control.

Anyway, a couple of days ago, a group of mortal women turned up at our home on our flying horse Pegasus, bringing with them yet another of his bastard offspring. Instead of striking them all down on the spot, he made them welcome, got them all drunk on ambrosia, and generally turned things into a bit of an orgy.

So, what I want to know is this. AIBU to play him at his own game? I have captured several mortal men in my temple and intend to keep them there to enjoy at my leisure. Is it wrong of me to stoop to his level?

TIA

AngryGoddess123

Achsully, Auntie Paggy, I wos using the word text in its original meaning...

Widow - you are showing off on that -ic thread now. (How ARE you doing it)

Thank you Dear Pag for your kind words.

Now to the other matter in hand.

YANBU

Leave him, divorce him at once and have your way with the men in question.

Dear Hera,

YABU. He is a man-God and he has needs. You are female and must confine yourself to the preparation of ambrosia and the mowing of Mt Olympus. You are not meant to enjoy the Act, it is a male preserve.

All the best

Hully Hun xxxxxxxx

[beams] I am an auntie

Dear AngryGoddess123

YANBU
kick him out. Bastard

Go with the whole mortal men thing. But you might want to know that there are some traditions apparently attached to Fridays. Could be a surprise for the unaware.

Good luck hun xxx
AuntiePaggyBaps

PS. Would you like to borrow my Quinny Buzz.
It is not nearly as much fun as you might expect.

Dear AngryGoddess123

Have you put on weight lately and maybe let yourself go a bit?

BonjourHannah

Hully Hun,

You knows I loves ya (((((((((hugs))))))))) but did you read the OP right babes? HeraHunShouldIRun needs to leave his cheating abusive arse and move on with her eternity, no?

BonjourHannah lol