to want to talk to 100 on here and not to be bothered to get round to emailing her?

[FrannyandZooey]

i honestly haven't been on, you know - only the last say week or two i have popped on a bit
well maybe the last month
once or twice
a day

what about you? have missed you

thanks
i missed you too

hello ron
your pseudonyms are getting preposterous

YANBU franny

I was thinking of starting a thread titled 'Oi Franny and 100x over ere for catch up pliz'

like lyra binks and oops

and the fatties

well i am going to be 100

lets start

hello BALD

well if ron is going to be 100, i shall be xenia

guess who i am

lets start talking and i will get into role

ANd I shall be SLubbers

might be 100
might NOT be

and I will be DEFFO BRILL

LOL deffo brill
you are kanga wotsit

ok who am i

oh no this is a dangerous game
i was going to be daftpunk

dh is ill. lets talk about things men claim are food poisoning that arent

that can be a good topic to get into role

my h is ill that means i cant stick my finger up his arse tonight

ok who is that

erm
i don't go on the bumsex threads much so you have me at a disadvantage

ladies, (and I use that in the loosest possible sense...) be careful

Has this thing kicked off yet?

hmm

ok then

heres another go

" well if people eat such SHIT they deserve to have their heads chewed off slowly by a large velociraptor. i mean HOW long does it take to make a nutirious meal with NO PARTY bags anywehere"

oh arse am being summoned for bedtime

i will only know oldies so will be crap at this game

ok who am i

dh is sitting on his scabrous flatulent arse, pretending to be ill knowing full well i have been hawking putrid yellow scabby mucous from every orifice since cunting tuesday

you hev to get that one

and for old times sake
" well if you do insist on not going out to work adn fobbing off your childcare on some other women then it serves you right that he treats oyu like a skivvy"

custardo?

aha that was moondog
good choice she won't care if we take the piss

my one was not funny enough btw but i am being shrieked at by small people
i shall return, probably to find this thread has been deleted

moondog and xenia
v good

mine was meant to be erudite, stomach turning and funny all at once

hahah. Is that MD?

I know how fond of books you are, here are some good books which people have reviewed...

heh heh heh

i dont fucking care if they dont like it YOU make them fussy eaters i liek to feed mine goats gonads

Franny's is well obvious. And I'm not even an Oldie.