to want to talk to 100 on here and not to be bothered to get round to emailing her?

[FrannyandZooey]

i honestly haven't been on, you know - only the last say week or two i have popped on a bit
well maybe the last month
once or twice
a day

what about you? have missed you

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ?

thank fuck for that

Oh god, I should have prewarned

Add me to the list of posters posting out of sorts

Hello Jezza!!

Lol your post just had 24 people go 'who me???'

Jeremy that could be wonky maybe

god i am running up and down stairs with breasts flapping as ds2 is teething AND has cold
can i do my news now? just in case 100 ever comes to the thread (looking less likely tbh)

Is your breasts flapping your news or do you have more news?

can we guess your news?

Foxy!

I am just going to stay here and shout people's names excitedly as they arrive

news now, I'm too sore from loling at JV to guess !

100 my news is

ds2 is 18 months old
he has only just started walking properly!
i poncily counted how many words he can say today and it is over 100
the genius of him

ds1 is thin and mad with big hair
obsessed with body popping (honest)
he has this thing where he smooshes two words together eg "where are my blellies?" "what?" "my blue wellies"

or ask for a "chandwich" and leave you to figure out he means a cheese sandwich

home ed is exhausting when you are lazy and you like peace and quiet
i am constantly sleep deprived
work is ok and i am starting a new session for older children

MIL is out of rehab and sent us out of date cheese by special delivery for our christmas present, at the beginning of january!

what are you doing 100? are you writing? is there gory bits? i am dying to read another

Me? Eh?

Um, franny's news... have you set up a global recylable sanitaryware import-export business?

oh sorry, i didn't mean NEWS news
it's just 100 said she wanted to catch up
so that was my non newsworthy news

policy it was a game to see who was the least likely person to have said that thing
but seeing as i have had to explain it 6 times and i am the only one apparently playing, i am guessing it is not a terribly catchy game

lol franny

LEAST likely. Sorry. OK I got it now.

i don't get pregnant fox, because i don't have sex, i just lie awake all night feeding huge children

ooh look 'tis mumsnet of old!

oh is it a game? is it a role play????!

Tell you wot franny, DS2 is still going and he's 5 next month. And it's your responsibility, frankly.

BBBEEEE

I'm getting a little hoarse now.

Shall we list vegetables for old times sake? Or dress up and ride bikes?

um, i had some cider and crisps.

i want tpo be someone who has had a huge breast augmentation but refuses to admit it.

franny I can't believe your baby is 18 months old

on a unicycle