Made up words

[BooHooMonkey]

Just wondering if anyone's DC's have made up words that make perfect sense, I only ask after the conversation I had with DS this morning while getting dressed

DS: Mummy I like your boobies

Me: Sorry darling?(puts on bra)

DS: No, noot your boobies, I like your BOOBYPANTS

We have helidoctor for the air ambulance. Also gloopy-ay glue instead of PVA. I use them both now too...

My ds said 'hairycock' for helicopters.....dh and I were always on the look-out for them!!

My ds used to love chicken bum sticks for tea!

thumbtoe = big toe

dd2 calls dd1 ya ya and says molk for milk

at hairycocks!

my DD had a thoughthead instead of a forehead

dd does not pronounce the letter 'w' but substitutes a 'v' instead. So we had a vee-vee, babies have vind and she loves dancing along to The Viggles.

My DC's call a stool a "taller" as in "I can't reach, I need the taller"

Genius. Even if I do say so myself !

Oh, and any balloon is a Bi Galloon

hoo = dog. because DD wants them to be horses.

bimble = walk
buw = ball
cock = watch