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to expect Barbie to be a lesbian in all these Barbie films?

41 replies

morningpaper · 28/12/2009 14:59

It always looks like the perfect set up for two attractive young ladies to start snogging, but then one of them gets distracted by a Prince.

Or am I just watching too many Barbie films?

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ADingDongDandyChristmasLioness · 28/12/2009 15:08

Amazing - your post has left me feeling rather disappointed that I've never seen a Barbie film. I'm rather interested in seeing Barbie lesbian action.

I'm sure someone out there on the interweb has mocked up some sappic barbie porn.

Which two styles of barbie would you like to see getting it on, btw? Malibu Barbie and Horsey Barbie?

CiderIUpAndSetIFree · 28/12/2009 15:12

Yeah . Barbie was always obviously Ken's beard, so the plot would all make sense.

NomDePlume · 28/12/2009 15:13

They have no vaginas though, rather a non starter from a lesbian sex pov, non ?

NomDePlume · 28/12/2009 15:14

Vulva, vagina, they don't have any of it. Nothing nada. Not even a lowly nipple to twiddle.

ADingDongDandyChristmasLioness · 28/12/2009 15:15

ah, but what breasts!

NomDePlume · 28/12/2009 15:16

i refer ye back to the nips thing

ADingDongDandyChristmasLioness · 28/12/2009 15:16

yes, i was forgetting the nipple-lessness
it's ages since I played with a Barbie (as it were)

NomDePlume · 28/12/2009 15:19

Plud, she's not too bendy old Barbie is she ? Her knees are a bit dodgy and her legs are about 8ft long so it make things tricky logistically.

[overthinking]

Just for you MP

CiderIUpAndSetIFree · 28/12/2009 15:21

lol at "We have to admit that this plastic doll isn?t as flexible or willing as Ms. Hilton. But then again, not many real girls are either."

Damn right.

NomDePlume · 28/12/2009 15:22

Plud ? Plus!

morningpaper · 28/12/2009 15:23

I'm sure she has back problems but nonetheless

they are awfully NICE girls in the films, just right for getting together for a lovely civil partnership

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CiderIUpAndSetIFree · 28/12/2009 15:24

Anyone'd have back problems with these vital stats:
Bust: 6″ C
Waist: 1 1/2″
Hips: 2″

CiderIUpAndSetIFree · 28/12/2009 15:25

Blimey - whatever happened there?
stats are 6, 1.5 and 2 inches respectively

NomDePlume · 28/12/2009 15:25

????

NomDePlume · 28/12/2009 15:26

i remember somebody did a transaltion of what barbie's stats would be in rl if she were a real woman and she was something utterly ridiculous

CiderIUpAndSetIFree · 28/12/2009 15:30

Yes it's only because she's made of hard plastic that she stands up.

UnquietDad · 28/12/2009 15:33

I can't believe I look at Mumsnet for the first time since Christmas and the first thing I find is Barbie slash.

CiderIUpAndSetIFree · 28/12/2009 15:35

Ya clicked straight on it though, eh

morningpaper · 28/12/2009 15:35

never mind her stats, I am built like Ronnie Corbet but I have always done alright for myself

So I am watching another Barbie film now and it is CLEARLY all about two girlfriends

clearly

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CiderIUpAndSetIFree · 28/12/2009 15:37

Where are all these Barbie films? Is there a Barbie channel or something?

morningpaper · 28/12/2009 15:37

Now Barbie1 is arguing with Barbie2 about Barbie3: "You are choosing her over me!" there is slamming of doors and frowning

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UnquietDad · 28/12/2009 15:49

Barbie catfight!

MrsBadger · 28/12/2009 16:50

[sharpens pencil and resolves to write more Barbie slash in the New Year]

cheesesarnie · 28/12/2009 16:58

i love barbie.my sister and i used to take the heads off some and they became boys.it made sense when we were young.(big norks but headless=boys)

rasputin · 28/12/2009 22:26

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