to expect Barbie to be a lesbian in all these Barbie films?

[morningpaper]

It always looks like the perfect set up for two attractive young ladies to start snogging, but then one of them gets distracted by a Prince.

Or am I just watching too many Barbie films?

Amazing - your post has left me feeling rather disappointed that I've never seen a Barbie film. I'm rather interested in seeing Barbie lesbian action.

I'm sure someone out there on the interweb has mocked up some sappic barbie porn.

Which two styles of barbie would you like to see getting it on, btw? Malibu Barbie and Horsey Barbie?

Yeah . Barbie was always obviously Ken's beard, so the plot would all make sense.

They have no vaginas though, rather a non starter from a lesbian sex pov, non ?

Vulva, vagina, they don't have any of it. Nothing nada. Not even a lowly nipple to twiddle.

ah, but what breasts!

i refer ye back to the nips thing

yes, i was forgetting the nipple-lessness
it's ages since I played with a Barbie (as it were)

Plud, she's not too bendy old Barbie is she ? Her knees are a bit dodgy and her legs are about 8ft long so it make things tricky logistically.

[overthinking]

Just for you MP

lol at "We have to admit that this plastic doll isn?t as flexible or willing as Ms. Hilton. But then again, not many real girls are either."

Damn right.

Plud ? Plus!

I'm sure she has back problems but nonetheless

they are awfully NICE girls in the films, just right for getting together for a lovely civil partnership

Anyone'd have back problems with these vital stats:
Bust: 6″ C
Waist: 1 1/2″
Hips: 2″

Blimey - whatever happened there?
stats are 6, 1.5 and 2 inches respectively

????

i remember somebody did a transaltion of what barbie's stats would be in rl if she were a real woman and she was something utterly ridiculous

Yes it's only because she's made of hard plastic that she stands up.

I can't believe I look at Mumsnet for the first time since Christmas and the first thing I find is Barbie slash.

Ya clicked straight on it though, eh

never mind her stats, I am built like Ronnie Corbet but I have always done alright for myself

So I am watching another Barbie film now and it is CLEARLY all about two girlfriends

clearly

Where are all these Barbie films? Is there a Barbie channel or something?

Now Barbie1 is arguing with Barbie2 about Barbie3: "You are choosing her over me!" there is slamming of doors and frowning

Barbie catfight!

[sharpens pencil and resolves to write more Barbie slash in the New Year]

i love barbie.my sister and i used to take the heads off some and they became boys.it made sense when we were young.(big norks but headless=boys)