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to expect Barbie to be a lesbian in all these Barbie films?

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morningpaper · 28/12/2009 14:59

It always looks like the perfect set up for two attractive young ladies to start snogging, but then one of them gets distracted by a Prince.

Or am I just watching too many Barbie films?

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MrsSantaChemist · 28/12/2009 23:36

After you have finished with Barbie1/Barbie2 slash, you could move on to Ken/Paul slash (Paul being Sindy's boytoy)

Pantofino · 28/12/2009 23:49

They are right bloody bitches in these Barbie fims. But they get their comeuppence by the end usually....

oldraver · 29/12/2009 19:55

There is some Barbie/Ken porn out there as someone put a sequence in one of my signatures

serenity · 29/12/2009 21:12

This fine lady writes Barbie slash apparently, and even Malory Towers (which iirc is an MN favourite) Googled only, I have not read, or even clicked on any of these...

SheikYerbouti · 29/12/2009 21:15

She also has arms that are permanantly bent, so she's not particularly malleable.

Also, she has a surprised axpression, so I reckon Ken gives her one up the wrong'un

TheBolter · 29/12/2009 21:17

Ah MP, the Diamond Castle. Look at the Amazon reviews, one reviewer goes so far as to say the film has a gay element to it. Or something... must admit the thought crossed my mind to many a time while watching it!

morningpaper · 30/12/2009 09:43

Yes it was the Diamond Castle although I thought the Princess and the Pauper was also just about to turn into a lovely romance between the two Barbies

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Pineapplechunks · 30/12/2009 14:36

Lesbian Barbie

There are some very bored people out there.

RainRainGoAway · 30/12/2009 14:40

The diamond Castle is the ultimate Barbie lesbian film. They are sooooo in love and the 2 'handsome' clone-kens have no chance.

Sing with me...'Connected, protected, its like sitting right with me all the time...lalalalalllah.

Geocentric · 30/12/2009 14:43

Diamond Castle - definitely! But then it was billed as "Barbie's first best friend's movie"...

RainRainGoAway · 30/12/2009 14:47

Although I don't wonder if at some point there isn't going to be a serious menage a trois with the bird stuck in the mirror. They do all give each other such...looks.
I am quite jealous really.

morningpaper · 30/12/2009 15:06

agree about the menage-a-trois with Barbie3-in-mirror situation. It was all brewing into something with a lot of potential nakedness

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RustyBear · 30/12/2009 15:43

OMG - just been reading a story from serenity's link - Malory Towers will never seem the same again....

TheShriekingHarpy · 30/12/2009 20:09

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RainRainGoAway · 30/12/2009 20:13

Oooh. The pets are super-ugly.

Case in point, the least cute pet of all time in the form of the monkey on 'Barbie Island Princess.' And the elephant is anatomically dubious too. I am fairly sure that Ro (the barbie) in that film is into beastiality.

TheShriekingHarpy · 30/12/2009 20:34

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