to squeal with laughter

[MitchyInge]

. . . at mentally substituting the word 'jizz' for love when scrolling through iPod?

I hope that I don't fall in jizz with you - Emiliana Torrini

Friday I'm in jizz - Cure

Crazy little thing called jizz - Queen

To make you feel my jizz - Bob Dylan

The desperate kingdom of jizz - PJ Harvey

Have you been drinking

not yet

think am just one of nature's happy accidents, brain is always creating humour when none probably exists for everyone else

A Groovy kind of jizz
All I want to do is make jizz to you
All you need is jizz
As long as you jizz me
All out of jizz
An everlasting jizz
And I jizz you so
Burning jizz
Can you feel the jizz tonight
Can't help falling in jizz
Crazy little thing called jizz
Crazy jizz
Don't you jizz me anymore
Endless jizz
Everlasting jizz
Everything I jizz
Feel like makin jizz
Glory of jizz
Greatest jizz of all
How deep is your jizz
I can jizz you like that
I can't believe you are in jizz with me
I could fall in jizz
I didn't know I was looking for jizz
I honestly jizz you
I just called to say I jizz you
I knew I jizzd you
I jizz the way you jizz me
I jizz you always forever
I jizz you for sentimental reasons

and the classic:

jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game
It's easy.
There's nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you
in time - It's easy.

All you need is jizz, all you need is jizz,
All you need is jizz, jizz, jizz is all you need.
jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz, jizz.
All you need is jizz, all you need is jizz,
All you need is jizz, jizz, jizz is all you need.
There's nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is jizz, all you need is jizz,
All you need is jizz, jizz, jizz is all you need.
All you need is jizz (all together now)
All you need is jizz (everybody)
All you need is jizz, jizz, jizz is all you need.

can't believe nobody wants to play

Jizz Me For A Reason

Can You Feel My Jizz

The Greastest Jizz Of All made me choke on my drink

you are my new best friend!

stairway to Jizz
Take on Jizz
Enter Jizz
Dont stop Jizz(ing)
i want you to Jizz me
somewhere over the Jizz

have not had this much fun since I last went through our dvd collection adding 'in my pants' to the end of each title

eg: gone with the wind in my pants, beetlejuice in my pants, 28 days in my pants and so on

I need jizz, jizz
To ease my mind
I need to find, find someone to call mine
But mama said

You can't hurry jizz
No, you just have to wait
She said jizz don't come easy
It's a game of give and take

You can't hurry jizz
No, you just have to wait
You got to trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes

But how many heartaches
Must I stand before I find a jizz
To let me live again
Right now the only thing
That keeps me hangin' on
When I feel my strength, yeah
It's almost gone
I remember mama said:

You can't hurry jizz
No, you just have to wait
She said jizz don't come easy
It's a game of give and take

How long must I wait
How much more can I take
Before loneliness will cause my heart
Heart to break?

No I can't bear to live my life alone
I grow impatient for a jizz to call my own
But when I feel that I, I can't go on
These precious words keeps me hangin' on
I remember mama said:

You can't hurry jizz
No, you just have to wait
She said jizz don't come easy
It's a game of give and take

You can't hurry jizz
No, you just have to wait
She said trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes

Gotta wait!

No, jizz, jizz, don't come easy
But I keep on waiting
Anticipating for that soft voice
To talk to me at night
For some tender arms
To hold me tight
I keep waiting
I keep on waiting
But it ain't easy
It ain't easy
But mama said:

You can't hurry jizz
No, you just have to wait
She said to trust, give it time
No matter how long it takes

You can't hurry jizz
No, you just have to wait
She said jizz don't come easy
It's a game of give and take

OK, as far as I recall, jizz is a pornowood word for sperm, am I missing something?

Jizz karaoke, by the looks of it. Eughw - I wouldn't like to clean up after they've finished.

jizz is a great word

When I was a young carefree teenager myself and a friend used to substitute certain words in songs with the word "bum". It especially amused us when we were singing along to Tainted Love, as we changed it to Tainted Bum.

Lol! Fun times.

Mitchy - yoghurt is alledged to be good for itching, or a nice 'cuddle'

'Poo my Bra' was one of my fave hymns at school!

Thought I'd try this,set mp3 to random and we have..............
bleeding jizz
stoned in jizz
jizz me or leave me

love it,great game

Jizz jizz me do
you know I jizz you
I'll always be true of pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
jizz me do
oh oh jizz me do!

of oh

close enough for jizz
bye bye jizz
for your jizz
goodbye my jizz
hounds of jizz
I believe in jizz
I just called to say I jizz you
I was made to jizz her

I'm loving this game!

I'm in the mood for jizz
simply because you're near me.......

saving all my jizz for you

hahaha!

The power of jizz
A force from above
Cleaning my soul
Flame on burn desire
jizz with tongues of fire
Purge the soul
Make jizz your goal

You'd think that people
Would have had enough
Of silly jizz songs
I look around me and I see it isn't so
Some people wanna fill the world
With silly jizz songs
And what's wrong with that?
I'd like to know
'cause here I go again
I jizz you, I jizz you

I can't explain the feeling's plain to me;
Can't you see?
Ah, she gave me more,
She gave it all to me now can't you see?
What's wrong with that?
I need to know

jizz doesn't come in a minute
Sometimes it doesn't come at all
I only know that when I'm in it
It isn't silly, jizz isn't silly,
jizz isn't silly at all

How can I tell you about my jizzd one?
How can I tell you about my jizzd one?

Endless jizz.