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MitchyInge · 14/12/2009 18:36

. . . at mentally substituting the word 'jizz' for love when scrolling through iPod?

I hope that I don't fall in jizz with you - Emiliana Torrini

Friday I'm in jizz - Cure

Crazy little thing called jizz - Queen

To make you feel my jizz - Bob Dylan

The desperate kingdom of jizz - PJ Harvey

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5inthesleighbed · 15/12/2009 13:22

Not the word Jiz, but there is some similar hilarity in replacing the word wand with willy in the Harry Potter books. Me and DH were in creases with some of the lines.

Iklboodolphtherednosereindeer · 15/12/2009 13:24

If I'm really bored at work I will 'save as' a copy of some boring report and then do a Search & Replace exercise:

eg:

Board with Coven
Managers with Trolls/wizards
Company with oh, I dunno, Brothel etc

Keeps me amused for ages

WhoIsAskingSantaForCake · 15/12/2009 13:25

hahaha!
Burning Jizz and Endless Jizz made me laugh the most.

"Can you feel the jizz tonight?"

RantApplause · 15/12/2009 13:26

Dirty Dancing theme:

Will you still jizz me tomorrow?
Jizzman
Jizz is strange
Do you jizz me?

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