Oh you cannae shove yer granny aff the bus

[PrammyMammy]

I need a change from the wheels on the bus!! If i need to sing it one more time today my head will burst. My ds is almost 2 and bus mad.
Can i sing him that?? Can i? It wouldn't be too bad, i mean we sung it when young and never pushed my daddy's mammy off the bus.

Ds is standing next to me pulling my arm shouting "BUS BUS BUS" as we speak. !

four*

Milk milk (pointing at nipples)
Lemonade (pointing at nether)
Round the corner chocolate made... (Pointing at bum)

Some song about a bloke who jumped from 20,000 feet and landed on the tarmac like a blob of strawberry jam?

Found it
www.odps.org/glossword/index.php?a=term&d=3&t=1078

Used to love the pigeon flying all day and all night and when he came bacl he was covered in....

There's a manny in yer lobby, maryanne
There's a manny in yer lobby, maryanne
There's a manny in yer lobby
Yeh better get a boaby
There's a manny in yer lobby maryanne

How sinister sounding is that!!
*boaby = bobby (policeman)

The shine up yer button wi' brasso song... My mum used to sing:

Shine up yer buttons wi' brasso
Only a tanner a tin
Ye can get in wooillies for nothin'
Provided the wumman's no in.

itsall we used to sing

Glory glory what a hell of a way to die
When you're hanging from your braces and you don't know how to fly
Glory glory what a hell of a way to die
And he ain't gonna jump no more

Love the Scottish verses to the quartermaster's stores (especially the ham greeting for it's mam) - will remember those for when lo is big enough!