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so suggest that the girl who was MARy in the nativity

286 replies

SCargot · 09/12/2009 16:18

then went on to be centre in a netball team?

just a leetle theory i am h'explorin

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Thirstysomething · 19/11/2011 16:25

We had the naughtiest boy in the school as Mary, he was a little thug who used to beat all the other children up age 5. The theory was he just had to sit at the side of the stage cradling a doll, in front of a handy curtain so that a teacher could reach out and grab him by the scruff of the neck if things went wrong. As it turned out, he was so mortified to be Mary that he did sit there for the whole of the play, with the biggest scowl on his grubby face, holding 'jesus' by his ankles and bashing the dolls head moodily on the floor throughout. All the other kids were so terrified of him that the rest of the play was performed right on the other side of the stage. We have some fantastic pictures... I wish I knew what became of him! Sorry, not netball related, but just to show that all Mary's are blonde Centres.
(although it is the two pretty blondes out of eight girls in dds class who have been picked to alternate as Mary this year...)

Thirstysomething · 19/11/2011 16:26

Ps. As for me, always nonentity angel number 5, always on the bench in netball...

Pagwatch · 19/11/2011 16:29

Fucking Nora

A 2009 thread

Why?

Really why?

uniCorny · 19/11/2011 16:32

it's nostalgic innit

MardyBra · 19/11/2011 16:33

Agree Pag. Just read 3 pages before I realised the dates.

SarahStratton · 19/11/2011 16:45

Oh. It's an oldie.

Oh well, I was Mary and I was goal shooter.

Proudnscary · 19/11/2011 18:05

I wondered how a new thread had got 250 responses!

Anyhoo - I was always narrator and smoked behind the netball courts but never actually played if memory serves.

GloriaTheHighlyFlavouredLady · 19/11/2011 18:10

I was Mary twice, and spent my entire school career BULLIED by the netball players. And I was always a spare if involved at all. I would always look the other way when the ball came though as I had no desire to be loyal to those bitches and couldn't care less whether they won or lost the match.

TalcAndTurnips · 19/11/2011 18:30

Goat - - - - - - - - - - - > note from Matron re fallen arches.

DeeOfTheNorth · 19/11/2011 18:33

Mary......and goal shooter.

LatersTaters · 19/11/2011 18:37

I was Mary for most years of my primary school
Played GA until I hit secondary and cba

BeerTricksPotter · 19/11/2011 18:43

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cookingfat · 19/11/2011 18:45

I was Mary when I was 5.
I can't throw or catch, and was always made to be Goal Keeper in netball solely because I'm tall Hmm.

I have also played Joseph, the Angel Gabriel, and the narrator.

RumNoRaisins · 19/11/2011 19:36

Was a can can dancer ( that was a weird nativity). GS in netball, could aim couldn't run. Still can't run actually.

pranma · 19/11/2011 19:41

I was a sheep
ran round edge of hockey pitch with other non sporty types and none of my boyfriends believed in valentines [Mum sent me some smashers though to take in to school :) ]

carabos · 19/11/2011 20:55

Gabriel / narrator and umpire! Beat that!

VirgoGrr · 19/11/2011 21:04

Was narrator and mostly GK or GD. (also tall)

My mixed-race friend was a very right-on choice for Mary. She was a very short GA.

MumblingAndBloodyRagDoll · 19/11/2011 21:05

Me...angel, Elf, SHeep, Goal Defence.

shrugs.

hobnobsaremyfavourite · 19/11/2011 21:06

OMG she did , she did!!!
I thought I was the only one who saw the pattern!!!

SaggyoldCHRISTMASHUMBUGcatpuss · 19/11/2011 21:38

I was always Mary, or Gabriel, (very small, pretty and had a LOUD voice!) I was he headmasters favourite! Blush
I was always WA in netball due to also being shite at sport!

RustyBear · 19/11/2011 21:55

"and went on to be WING defence as it was the position for lazies"

This explains why I was always put at WD by the PE teacher who wrote of me in my report "Rusty continues to enjoy a little gentle exercise..."

guffaw · 19/11/2011 21:59

I was centre, but never even got a part in the nativity, not once, was very ugly child, Sad

startail · 19/11/2011 22:04

DD2 was the star of Bethlehem, because the other stars were too shy to lead the kings and camels round the audience.
She's only played high five netball so I don't know what position she'll settle to.
Probably referee, because she likes organising people and wants to be a teacher.

piprabbit · 19/11/2011 22:06

I was Mary.
Another year I was one of the 3 kings. I was cast as Angel Gabriel but one of the other girls kicked up a stink about being a king, so her mum spoke to the teacher and I was forced to swap.

I became Goalkeeper for the netball team.

NearlyMrsCustardsHardHat · 19/11/2011 22:07

I was 12th angel from the left in the back row and was Goal Defence and Captain.