that addicts live 2 doors up and have a nicer house than me?

[Tortington]

my neighbour is addicted to chocolate, i know this because the lady at the Thorntons counter told me ( Naughty i know) This is so unfair AIBU?

pmsl , you are def bu !!

They also have a plasma TV, which i think is totally unfair as i don't have a tv

Copy cat.

i just think it is so unfair, we both work and we can't afford thorntons, they are ADDICTS, surely they should be on benefits and live in a council house where i don't have to see them?

we are reduced to buying selection boxes from wilkinsons to get cheap chocolate. Yet they have exactly the same house as me and can afford thorntons It's so unfair that society can discriminate against us like that.

What's more i saw her walking down the street the other day with a bar of Green & Blacks. Surely this couple should do this thing in private?

they have laminate oak floors ( which is a bit of a bastard to take up and hide the chocolate under i would imagine

I would sell my leatherette sofa to e able to afford Thorntons chocolate
I have to make do with Chomp bars

i am almost in tears here, my 3 yo picked up a wispa gold wrapper yesterday

quick, give your 3yo a rice cake to hold - that should wipe out the obesity germs

The choclate addicts in my street keep chucking their yorkie wrappers in my wheelie bin.
I wouldnt mind but I pay my council tax and they dont.

She may have a metabolic disorder that means she burns up twice the amount of energy as a normal person and therefore needs to eat copious amounts of chocolate just to keep her weight up (my father and sister have this problem). That may be another reason to dislike her though.

i think its too late she licked the inside of a wrapper, i am trying hard not to bet overly anxious but have ordered an organics box and changed her name to 'woo'

My DP has that metabolic disorder too- but he keeps offering mesome

Only cheap stuff fom HomeBargains though, not Grade A Thorntons.

custardo - oh no, she must instantly have falafel to counteract it. Or all bran. Or possibly aloe vera juice. Maybe all 3?

Custardo - Can I CAT you to get some more details please? Where abouts in the country are you? It's not terribly important but if you're home counties I get an extra couple of hundred for the article.

Have you got any footage of this behaviour?

Do you think the Thornton's woman would talk to me?

I think you'd have to pay a fee, LJ. She is probably very busy scoring caramel cups.

i'm in deepest hertfordshire, you can't miss us

please write to

Lady Custardo

Manor Du Monde

The Old stables

Rue de Riche

Herfordshire.

Excellent. Tell me, do you vote Tory

And I assume neither you or your family are immigrants or poor?

thorntons is shite chocolate, YABU

Lord NO! although we do give last seasons clothes to oxfam, so i identify with te suffering of poor people. We are not completely out of touch with the underclass.

unfortunatley DH has foreign ancestry - some Royal connection Maria Antonia Josepha Johanna von Habsburg-Lothringen. We don't talk about it.

I do Vote Conservative as i really do think that DC can help common people as he cycles and married that SG sheffield woman.

I wonder if we could be looking at a "People's Champion" senario?

Do you also do charity work?

i am ofcourse ( considering my Social standing) a Trustee in several charities. We spend much more than we make in donations organising the annual ball