that addicts live 2 doors up and have a nicer house than me?

[Tortington]

my neighbour is addicted to chocolate, i know this because the lady at the Thorntons counter told me ( Naughty i know) This is so unfair AIBU?

after much advice from doctor ( was referred to a chocolatologist at the local clinic) my child is now on a strong anti-choc dose of celeriac