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Original poster

to wish my builder's shizu would stop performing cunnilingus

34 replies

sabire · 09/10/2009 12:08

on my labrador?

I've been looking after his dog for him while he renovates my windows (got my sister's maniac springer spaniel here so it's like bloody Battersea Dog's home at the moment).

Builder's dog is only 8 months, and is very cute, but he and my lab have been getting quite fruity with each other the past few days and I'm wondering if I should be worrying about ending up with a massive litter of shizu/labrador crosses......

Could a little shizu impregnate a much larger dog?

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OldLadyKnowsNothing · 09/10/2009 12:09

Yes.

pofacedandproud · 09/10/2009 12:10

YABU. You normally have to pay for that sort of thing. And it makes your labrador happy doesn't it?

Original poster
sabire · 09/10/2009 12:10

Should I go and put some pants on her or something?

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charitygirl · 09/10/2009 12:10

rofl. and then boak.

pofacedandproud · 09/10/2009 12:11

I doubt the shizu could reach to impregnate your lab tbh.

Original poster
sabire · 09/10/2009 12:11

"And it makes your labrador happy doesn't it?"

Yes she does look like she's enjoying herself. And I feel bad stopping her. She's five this year, and she's never known love.....

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pofacedandproud · 09/10/2009 12:12

actually yes pants might be a good idea.

pofacedandproud · 09/10/2009 12:13

the small ones try harder to please.

ZacharyQuack · 09/10/2009 12:14

Put a nappy on each of them.

Original poster
sabire · 09/10/2009 12:16

'actually yes pants might be a good idea'

What, like this?

here

It might inflame his desire even further....

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pofacedandproud · 09/10/2009 12:18
Shock
WhereTheWildThingsWere · 09/10/2009 12:18

Roffle at that link sabire, v. good.

roulade · 09/10/2009 12:18

lol love the picture!

CheeeseOnToast · 09/10/2009 12:19

rofl sabire - that link is revolting

Glitterknickaz · 09/10/2009 12:19

get that chastity belt ready look

LaurieFairyCake · 09/10/2009 12:20

My Great Dane bitch lay down to encourage impregnation by a Jack Russell.

She was a horny dog. It is perfectly possible and just think how cute they'd be

pofacedandproud · 09/10/2009 12:20

ROFL glitter. But which was the mother and which was the father?

pofacedandproud · 09/10/2009 12:22

Yes my border collie did the same with a yorkshire terrier, lay down for him. Slut. I think we had to go and get her an injection of contraceptives or something.

morningpaper · 09/10/2009 12:22

Shitzu-labrador puppies, apparently

morningpaper · 09/10/2009 12:24

sorry slightly bad spelling

Original poster
sabire · 09/10/2009 12:25

Oh that dog is cute Glitterknickaz....

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onestep · 09/10/2009 12:25

my fault for reading...but bloody hell i was about to eat my lunch...

Original poster
sabire · 09/10/2009 12:26

Stoppit!

I want one!

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morningpaper · 09/10/2009 12:26

what'a s builder doing with a shihtzu puppy anyway? That's a GIRL'S dog

Hassled · 09/10/2009 12:27

Muff-diving aside, what sort of a builder gets his customers to look after his dog for him while he works? That's the unreasonable bit, IMO.