to wish my builder's shizu would stop performing cunnilingus

[sabire]

on my labrador?

I've been looking after his dog for him while he renovates my windows (got my sister's maniac springer spaniel here so it's like bloody Battersea Dog's home at the moment).

Builder's dog is only 8 months, and is very cute, but he and my lab have been getting quite fruity with each other the past few days and I'm wondering if I should be worrying about ending up with a massive litter of shizu/labrador crosses......

Could a little shizu impregnate a much larger dog?

Are you sure he's a builder and not a gay strip artist doing a job in Japan?

shih-tzu daddy is much easier to imagine logistically than the other way around

I just assumed the builder was gay.

He's very good looking - an actor/model/builder whatever.....

The builder used to live on the same road as my husband as a child, so they sort of know each other from way back. I offered to look after the dog when I found out he was leaving it sitting in his van or at home all day.

he left his dog in a van all day? well no wonder it is sexually frustrated. Could you not suggest the op? Best thing for everyone...

The shih-tzu / lab cross looks lovely. How big do you think they would get though?

With my luck my lab would have a litter of 18 puppies - full sized labrador bodies but with short legs and tiny heads.........

and if I was really unlucky they'd be both yappy and insanely greedy as well.....

This is a hilarious thread! Let your Lab have some fun - esp if she is middle aged and a virgin.

YANBU, but if she is in season you are being irresponsible.