To let my 9 year old become a latch key kid......

[KIMItheThreadSlayer]

......as clearly all my friends are pedophiles and axe murderers according to the government and unless I pay to get them all vetted by the nanny state I will soon be breaking the law to ask my friend to pick DS2 up from school the one day a week I go to take my disabled mother out.
I shall give DS2 a key and tell him to walk home alone across 2 main roads, (better get him a reflective vest as dark nights are coming) and when he get in I shall tell him to cook the dinner and sweep the chimney!!!!!!

[DISCLAIMER PLEASE NOTE I HAVE NO SUCH INTENTION I AM JUST FED UP WITH THE WHOLE NANNY STATE]

Looking stunning as always Evenstar!!

Well I'm not going to get in trouble with Kimi and I'm going to tell her what you all have been up to.

Taddle tale!!! Was all YOUR fault anyway...

lol Erika

Have you seen my children? this is a rare photo of them...

are playing

OMG Moon it was all your fault !!!!!!

There, all tidy. She'll never know anything happened.

lol ohhh i have never been sucked before lmao...........

ooppss forgot the word UP as in never been sucked up before....that sounds rude without it!

ROFL, am crying here.
Am sorry ladies but my ironing is calling.

(We are all mental, I think that night in the pub would be hilarious )

< HOOVERS UP MONSTER>

Monster...STEP AWAY FROM THE IRON!!!

TOO HOT

Moon haha i nicked ya hoover!!

knocks Could someone let me out the hoover, please?

Why thank you. I'm suprised I can still fit through there with how big my arse belly has got!

Ahhhhhh Erika, its ok its like a tardis

OMG there I am out all day getting CRB checks on the goldfish, the hamster, the cats, two spiders I found under the bath (one was well dodgey) the car and the house...I stagger home and what do I find....you have killed my house.

Now I will have to CRB check the tent, we can not stay with anyone in case they har crazy perverts.... oh my goodness.

Kimi.....You could stay in my padded room cellar

Is it CRB checked LES?

YOU SHOULD COME OVER AND JOIN US ON THE THREAD KILLERS THREAD.

Kimi....Point me in the right direction

I have a padded room too high fives twiddles thumbs Sowwie Kimi... Would a hug make it all better???

here you go ladyeveningstar

ROFL DH1 has just got his new CRB check forms through (helps at cubs).