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To let my 9 year old become a latch key kid......

225 replies

KIMItheThreadSlayer · 30/09/2009 10:48

......as clearly all my friends are pedophiles and axe murderers according to the government and unless I pay to get them all vetted by the nanny state I will soon be breaking the law to ask my friend to pick DS2 up from school the one day a week I go to take my disabled mother out.
I shall give DS2 a key and tell him to walk home alone across 2 main roads, (better get him a reflective vest as dark nights are coming) and when he get in I shall tell him to cook the dinner and sweep the chimney!!!!!!

[DISCLAIMER PLEASE NOTE I HAVE NO SUCH INTENTION I AM JUST FED UP WITH THE WHOLE NANNY STATE]

OP posts:
Monsterspam · 05/10/2009 16:12

Who's the stalker now Lady?

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 16:21

You lot really do frighten me sometimes

HowlingAtTheMoon · 05/10/2009 16:23

OOh I like it Monster, you'll blend right into the bushes.

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 16:24

Moon where shall we pose next?

Monsterspam · 05/10/2009 16:26

Have you signed a form to be allowed to take a picture of me? Are you CRB checked?

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 16:26

Because we will sue if you haven't.

HowlingAtTheMoon · 05/10/2009 16:27

Yes, if you read early in the thread you will find that Erika and I are OfThread registered.

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 16:29

nods proudly and shows off certificate

HowlingAtTheMoon · 05/10/2009 16:32
ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 16:34

Ohhh look, I'm going to be in the Daily Fail!!

HowlingAtTheMoon · 05/10/2009 16:34

Actually they said they didn''t want the one of you..

TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 16:35

Moon, I hope everyone is fully clothed!!!

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 16:35

sobs wildly Eventar, she's picking on me again!!!!

TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 16:36

Comforts Erika again there there hunni xxxx

TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 16:37
ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 16:38

cries louder Moon is nasty bully!!!

HowlingAtTheMoon · 05/10/2009 16:39

I did send that photo of the three of us TLES but they have airbrushed out Erika - it's not my fault!

They liked the one of you on the swinging ball and the one of Monster lurking in the bushes with her cherry mac.

HowlingAtTheMoon · 05/10/2009 16:40

Seriously though, when Kimi sees the state of her house she's going to be furious, shall we tidy up?

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 16:40

Must be because I'm too beautiful to appear on their pages... pats self on back

HowlingAtTheMoon · 05/10/2009 16:42

yes that must be it

TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 16:42

Kimi's House...see what happens when you don't get it CRB checked??

Monsterspam · 05/10/2009 16:42

Heehee! I'll be famous! Did you get my Regal Kingsize packet and cider in the photo?

ErikaMaye · 05/10/2009 16:45

Glares at Moon You just wish you had this body...

We are going to be in trouble with Kimi again aren't we? gulp

TheLadyEvenstar · 05/10/2009 16:45

regals

OMG Monster these your sons???

Monsterspam · 05/10/2009 16:45

I'm gonna start my own child-minding business here
Wanna join?

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