To let my 9 year old become a latch key kid......

[KIMItheThreadSlayer]

......as clearly all my friends are pedophiles and axe murderers according to the government and unless I pay to get them all vetted by the nanny state I will soon be breaking the law to ask my friend to pick DS2 up from school the one day a week I go to take my disabled mother out.
I shall give DS2 a key and tell him to walk home alone across 2 main roads, (better get him a reflective vest as dark nights are coming) and when he get in I shall tell him to cook the dinner and sweep the chimney!!!!!!

[DISCLAIMER PLEASE NOTE I HAVE NO SUCH INTENTION I AM JUST FED UP WITH THE WHOLE NANNY STATE]

Make him do it!!

Good idea, DS2 GET TO THE KEY CUTTERS NOW!

If he doesn't do a good enough job make him do it with his bare hands - in the chimney!

LOL disclaimer in case precious moments mummy martyr rocks up and starts gibbering on

kimi you are so right in all you say
how depressing

I am depressing....
and always right

If your DS is going to be home alone at 9, has he been CRB checked? Goodness knows what he could do to himself?

Very good point, should I get the house CRB checked too?

Don't you have a dog? Have you had him CRB checked?

Has the TV been CRB checked???

Any goldfish? House spiders?

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OMG Kimis household is a complete liability, how was she ever allowed to have children?!!

What about the house itself? Have you had that CRB checked?

The DM would love that...

I have been taking photos and plan to sell to highest bidder.

Make sure you get a couple of shady looking gents in the courner with their hands in their pockets.

Erika its the ones in rain macs i am worried about lurking!!!

Dangerous things, those rain macs... You never can tell...

Le Gasp

Whaaaaat?? I ain't done nuffin, honest guv.

OMG moon PUT THE MAC BACK ON INDECENT EXPOSURE THAT IS IT IS Y'NO
goes and comforts erika