to feel left out when MNs welcome each other like old friends..

[purplepeony]

rather than virtual friends?
How long do you have to be on MN to be a "friend"? Do you all know each other really? Does it matter to you? Does it make you not post on some threads as you feel you are gate crashing a clique? Does me.

stovies,Scottish staple,everyone mammy makes it differently.but plenty of tatties and onion

really? you hve more sex?

This thread is getting naughty...

get ont oyour ironing quick, kerry!

I think we need to get to the bottom of Morosky (so to speak). Who were you then? Come on now, we need to know.

We are all friends on this thread remember. You can tell us.

if you tell us, the scottish contingent will send you a year's supply of stovies.

Can you withstand that temptation?

Or does it have to be a Zwiebelblootz?

Bum. Thread is getting interesting and dh is just home. With a guest. I will diappear into the loo with my iPhone occassionaly

Kerry
noticed that you were AWOL. I am here when dh is not home

I have to keep my sex life down to a dull roar- being here all the time is part of my therapy. Stops the chafing.

I'd be mortified if dh brought someone home now. I'm in my nighties with a face-mask on

Thankfully dh is flying over the Atlantic ocean atm so not too worried about an invasion

well I'm only in one actually.
DOn't usually layer them

hey purplepeony, are you still my friend? were you ever, will you ever be?

The silence is killing me.

I just post.

I know no one.

Ive been called a twat and shiney ignores me.

So i will be your friend

I imagine that the connotations are traumatic for her, pingapenguin

called a twat?pah somone name changed to call me SMisaBigFatWhore - deliciously obnoxious. all that effort they must really like me

I have hair remover on my top lip and fake tan on my legs, so now would not be great for visitors either.

Tonight my reduced mumsnetting as allowed me to:
Mark a set of books
check follow up emails
one load of washing
tidy downstairs and mop floors
Help dd write thankyou letters
walk the dog
de nit dd
make dinner
make a fresh loaf of bed for supper
walk the dog

IN the past I would do one thing from that list.

In a moment I am going to squeeze into something less comfortable and entertain dp. We need to get some babymaking practice in.

Thought I was special, after our date an all

Ok shall eagerly await the pingaisatwat name change

Will the 'tache cream turn him on?

morosky i take my hat off to you.

no one knows me either. hello purplepeony, i'll be your friend and wave at you across threads

No I will remove that, thanks for the reminder. He will have to ignore my smeary slightly smelly legs though.

hello shiney, i like your posts, you make me smile.

is anyone else feeling morose now that we know morosky is not only hairless but brown with a fab sex life and has just totally got it together?

And are we all missing purplepeony? Do you think all the friendship, coming from all sides at once was too much for her? Or is she just making Stovies? Will we ever find out?

Do we need a bit more traditional MN fare - bigfattwattywhore type stuff on the thread?