to feel left out when MNs welcome each other like old friends..

[purplepeony]

rather than virtual friends?
How long do you have to be on MN to be a "friend"? Do you all know each other really? Does it matter to you? Does it make you not post on some threads as you feel you are gate crashing a clique? Does me.

Lots of my fave MNers on this thread... But then, I know everyone because I am a serial thread lurker (mwahahahaha). I do post every now and then. Sometimes my name gets shortened and then I feel all warm and fuzzy, as if I belong...

Delusional is good. It makes me feel happy!

well maybe she is not exactly hairless

yes, good example of friend-making there shiney

yup feeling totally morose and not up to standard thanks to morosky. but i just can't tear myself away. dp is away for the next two nights so will have tues and weds to become hairless and sexy.

all we need is some junior missy marple to shout troll or are you newbie

ooh are you coyly approaching me shiney?

so coyly I didn't at first see it!

Shall we be friends too? Are you not my friend already? (stamps foot, rethinks and waves cheerily)

be thankful you aren't recognised as an enemy, and that you may float in the ether of Mumsnet, without ever being concerned that your latest post has drawn poison from the veins of Mumsnet and it is flowing freely in your direction and following you from thread to thread.

katie morosky is a character in this boo

or this band

ring any bells?

slinks off back into MN anonymity

geo you're right, having your name shortened does make you feel all fuzzy inside.

Doesn't it just, Ninja...

I am interested in this thread but am too lazy to read it all. Could someone simplify the coversation in approx 8 words or less so I can catch up please.

are y'all cliquey?yes/no can i join?

just washed off the face-mask and had a (scarey) look at my face under a powerful light - chekcing for facial fuzz (...and finding it). I think that is the Morosky effect. Don't think it will extend to baking a loaf of bread really.

Good detective work there oom, never heard of the book or the band before. Still don't know who Morosky used to be.

not sure she has the oomph to join the quiche really scottishmummy, what do you think? Is she in girls?

Geo? Ninja?

excellent, thats cleared that up then thankyou ...I was all confused by the penguin quiche that I glimpsed whilst scrolling down

Oooh, do I get a say????

i say let her join the quiche if she'll be mates with purplepeony. where is purple by the way, not been on the thread for a bit, maybe she has a life outside mn?

who wants to be in a clique that wants you?fuck that

so we say we don't want her in, so she wants to be in it, although in fact we do want her in it?

Is that the plan of action?

sooooo confused...

i'm afraid i've lost the plot on that one

or form a members only forum and invite participants.

and deny access to others in star chamber style
don the bouncers jacket and say "nah not you love"

or maybe if you (unwarily) post on this thread you are in

and can no longer get out

you are in the Friends of Purplepeony (FOPP). You are a foppy.

geo and ninja, you two are just not drinking enough