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To find Madonna's new video a little questionable?

48 replies

lowlandlady · 02/09/2009 10:39

here

I mean god bless her for being fitter than a butcher's dog;
but BEJAYSUS (!) would you just stop thrusting your pudendum in my face. Can you do nothing but rub yourself?

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Morloth · 02/09/2009 10:45

I got bored about halfway through, but she actually appears to have on more clothes than usual?

Her vids are supposed to be shocking I think.

EleanoraBuntingCupcake · 02/09/2009 10:50

lol@ op. she would probably tell you not to dismiss her sexuality just because she is in her 50's blah blah blah. tbh all i see is a potential french and saunders piss take

msrisotto · 02/09/2009 10:50

It's just a cr@p video to be honest. The crotch thrusting is cringeworthy whether it's her or the bloke. Dull song too.

BunnyLebowski · 02/09/2009 10:51

The most questionable thing about it is the camoe appearance at the end by her daughter Lourdes (dancing-doing the backflip).

Really? Let your 13 year old daughter join you in a video which is basically you frotting the cameraman for 4 minutes?

She's a sad oul bag.

2shoes · 02/09/2009 11:42

is it me or does the "song" sound the same as the last one, and she did the same routine as well

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lowlandlady · 02/09/2009 15:09

I agree Bunny, it is a little odd having your daughter in your latest Frottagefest. And the seduction of Bejaysus Luz, it just doesn't feel liberated, zipless and freely expressing of herself. It just feels, get yourself focussed on other parts of your body too Madge, it's just too much fanjothrust for anyone who's just eaten.
Sex is not just about fanjo thrusting is it?

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MaggieLeo · 02/09/2009 15:12

it's kind of tragic. She's a genuinely talented and powerful and successful and wealthy woman.

Yet, she is still trying to be fuckable. Above all else.....

MaggieLeo · 02/09/2009 15:12

it's kind of tragic. She's a genuinely talented and powerful and successful and wealthy woman.

Yet, she is still trying to be fuckable. Above all else.....

stellamel · 02/09/2009 15:21

LOL, I had to watch with the sound off (at work) and it's almost comical - she looks like a randy old dog trying to hump a tree.

Looks damn good for 50 tho, maybe am jealous of her

WhereYouLeftIt · 02/09/2009 23:28

Is it just me or is her 'look' a bit Debbie Harry circa 1980? (Showing my age here, methinks.) Not the dancing, just the blonde bob and big sunglasses?

Got bored, didn't stay around to see her DD.

Rosesinautumn · 02/09/2009 23:39

Bo-oo-ooring! Not only has it all been done before, it's been done by HER umpteen times. Shocking? I'd be more shocked by a vid of her that didn't include convulsing like a demented chicken and playing with herself. Yawn-o-rama.

themoon66 · 02/09/2009 23:47

I got bored by about half way. I think she does look better with her hair shorter though. That long hair with centre parting thing was dragging her face down.

glasjam · 03/09/2009 01:13

She is undoubtedly fit and more bendy than a lot of women in their 50s but she looks so ungainly. She reminded me of Jordan doing a personal appearance at some dodgy club in Portsmouth.

Get yourself some Lanacane FGS!!!

thesunshinesbrightly · 03/09/2009 10:29

love maddonna but don't dig this video or song.

she is amazing for a woman in her 50's.

slowreadingprogress · 03/09/2009 10:48

agree - boring. Nothing original or clever about what she's doing. She really needs to move on. I think she thinks she's cleverer than she is actually. Nothing ground breaking about doing a samey pop video and getting yourself a twenty something bloke when your marriage ends. Yawn.

GoAwayMrWappy · 03/09/2009 10:49

What is frotting / frottage?

Sorry, must be a bit naive!

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lowlandlady · 03/09/2009 12:39

frot·tage (frô-täzh)
n.

  1. The act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification.
2. a. A method of making a design by placing a piece of paper on top of an object and then rubbing over it, as with a pencil or charcoal. b. A design so made
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NoahFence · 03/09/2009 12:39

you shoudl see the shakira one
was at the gym

noddyholder · 03/09/2009 12:40

Looks like she needs a wee!Hold on lourdes get the commode!

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lowlandlady · 03/09/2009 12:41

oh noah face that one's scary! but she's gorgeous isn't she?

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noddyholder · 03/09/2009 12:42

Dp nearly fainted at the shakira one!She does another one with beyonce too that is pretty hot!She is stunning

NoahFence · 03/09/2009 12:43

i looked at it and thoought women died for the vote so she can writhe in a cage

Tortington · 03/09/2009 12:44

its a non song
non video

the is non-ness personified

dull
dull
du

i camt be arsed she bores me

morningpaper · 03/09/2009 12:45

It would be far more entertaining if she were frotting with a man her own age

I mean watching her frotting Charles Saatchi would be highly entertaining

noddyholder · 03/09/2009 12:45

Noah that sour grapes and the sort of thing I say to dp as he picks his jaw up off the floor!