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to want dh to FRO when he

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SerendipitousHarlot · 23/08/2009 20:13

gropes and tries to have sex with me in the middle of the night?

It's driving me round the bend. A couple of times a week, I'll literally roll over in bed, and he's there like lightning - starts groping and messing with me like we were in the middle of having sex...

In the morning, he says he honestly can't remember doing it Frankly, I think he's full of shit

Funny how it always happens when he hasn't had a bit for a few days

Anyones elses do this?

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GirlsAreLoud · 23/08/2009 20:16

Yuck.

pjmama · 23/08/2009 20:20

Frankly, I'm a bit jealous! Mine mostly snores...

AnyFucker · 23/08/2009 20:23

knee him in the bollocks and say "oh, sorry, I don't remember doing that...."

and no, my DH doesn't do this

he respects me enough to not do it, if he knows I don't like it

have you told him in no uncertain terms not to ??

LynetteScavo · 23/08/2009 20:30

It doesn't bother me.

The only time it did bother me whas when I'd missed a pill, adn was too tired to tell him.

DD is lovely though.

MissHairspray · 23/08/2009 20:32

Ha, thought it was just my ds that did this. I call it sleep humping and he claims he can't remember too. Whatever. Either way he still gets a slap.
YANBU

MIAonline · 23/08/2009 20:32

I'm with AnyFucker on this one

(that's a sentence that sounds strange out loud

MIAonline · 23/08/2009 20:33

MissHairspray

DH???????

MIAonline · 23/08/2009 20:33
Grin
AnyFucker · 23/08/2009 20:36

ds ?????

lol

LovelyTinOfSpam · 23/08/2009 20:37

TMI misshairspray

CyradisTheSeer · 23/08/2009 20:39

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MissHairspray · 23/08/2009 20:40

Oh god, seriously .
Of course dh.
Bloody pinot grigio

LovelyTinOfSpam · 23/08/2009 20:42

misshairspray

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MinkyBorage · 23/08/2009 20:46

I saw a documentary about this, the bloke doing it to his wife was really distressed about it, and was shocked as hell when he saw the night fimling they had done. Can't remember which channel it was on, but it was within the last year I would guess. Very interesting.

otoh, he might be taking the piss

LynetteScavo · 23/08/2009 20:47

DH watched that and told me about it.

His take on it was that the bloke jsut wanted a shag, and was pretending not to remember.

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SerendipitousHarlot · 23/08/2009 20:56

Thanks ladies

See, Lynette, that's my take too - he's just chancing his arm.

Well.... not his whole arm.

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LovelyTinOfSpam · 23/08/2009 21:02

O but YANBU I would get teh right hump if DH started randomly tampering with me in the small hours.

Metatron · 23/08/2009 21:22

I saw that prog, or one similar. There were a few blokes sleep pestering their wives.

And one woman - who was a sleep wanker.

Hmmmm.

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SerendipitousHarlot · 23/08/2009 22:16

I'm a bit of a wanker when I'm awake, to be truthful

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jybay · 23/08/2009 22:24

YANBU but have you tried just putting a pillow down the middle of the bed?

pruneplus2 · 23/08/2009 22:35

YANBU if that is what not what you want.

But personally I love it and get quite stroppy in the morning if it hasnt happened(which is not often tbh, my OH is like a 4am daily alarm clock) Only been with my OH 3 years so maybe the novelty will wear off in time but for the now I intend to enjoy it ATM though we both have very high sex drives so anytime, any place suits.

xxx

Mspontipine · 23/08/2009 22:50

Send him round here . None going on around here awake or sleeping.

LovelyTinOfSpam · 24/08/2009 10:52

mspontipine maybe you would get a little more if you took the 8 kids out of your bed and stopped wearing your DH out with all that dancing...