to want dh to FRO when he

[SerendipitousHarlot]

gropes and tries to have sex with me in the middle of the night?

It's driving me round the bend. A couple of times a week, I'll literally roll over in bed, and he's there like lightning - starts groping and messing with me like we were in the middle of having sex...

In the morning, he says he honestly can't remember doing it Frankly, I think he's full of shit

Funny how it always happens when he hasn't had a bit for a few days

Anyones elses do this?

is there something the rest of us don't know here ??

LOL at anyfucker

< stamps foot >

tell me !

Look anyfucker.

The pontipines are friends of mine....

So I don't think I need to go into their home situation on this board, thankyouverymuch.

< confused >

< goes to boil head >

DH does this and also talks dirty. I find it very shocking - the talk, not the groping. He never, ever talks dirty except when he's asleep.

He's mortified by it, and it makes me feel guilty because I know we don't have sex as often as he needs - he's very frustrated poor man.

LOL at the pontipines

I bet the state are paying for all them kids

SH there have been many threads about how the pontipine situation would be ripe for DM expose.

All cranmmed into that house, don't seem to work, feed the children sloppy grobbles, probably forrin...

AF you obviously don't have a toddler, or are very good and don't own a telly!

the pontipines are friends of mine

ohhhhh

< lightbulb moment >

I get it now, and no, I don't have a toddler

It's non stop pontipines round our way!

Next time he does it, bite him and see if he remembers that