To be pissed off the the designer vibrator DH bought me for my birthday

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doesn't make me humm... climax??

It just gets me tantalisingly close and then puff! nothing. It's so frustrating

I've had it for almost a week! What now?

BTW not a troll/trolling. Seriously

maybe it's because designer dildos just don't do it for you?

What exactly do you mean by designer?

btw when you say designer, you mean?

ooops typed and chatted before I hit post. Already asked I see

designer, expensive, waste of money sigh...

here

We've had long term problems with our sex life (vaginismus AND and vestibulodynia) and things are just turning a corner.

It was meant to be a special thing for us. Otherwise wouldn't have spent so much money.

things are just now turning a corner.

so buy a different cheaper one

Did it come with instructions?

I have to say again that Gibbonwitharibbon is a wonderful name.

Thank you Milly

hijack

Gibbon how lovely to see you! I haven't seen you for millions, either you've flounced or we've been on at different times

hijack over

I've never had a vibrator, so can't advise, sorry

Perhaps you're just not a designer sort of girl and would benefit from something rather more downmarket for example here?

MamaG! good to see you too! how the devil are you? have not been on in ages but started lurking again recently and found myself addicted again

Thankfully did not flounce so no gibbonesque tail between legs needed

I'm fab thanks! I had a mini flounce at the beginning of the holidays and had to crawl back on my belly

It is blardy addictive isn't it!

Not sure there is a lot of point in V expensive vibes. I've had 3, including a rabbit. The other two were both under a tenner. One broke from use and the other sat languishing in a drawer til I threw it out - that was the rabbit!
Go to Ann Summers/local lady friendly sex shop and get yourself one or two cheapo vibes. I have no idea why yours isn't making you come. Do you orgasm usually? I see you have had some physical issues - do you think they are causing a psychological block? You still have to relax with a vibe and think sexy thoughts, but it usually gets you from A-B much quicker.

Chuck it in the bin and buy a Rabbit instead

Rindercella - that looks scary!!

See that's why I'm annoyed kat, I've had 4-5 vibrators including a rabbit-style one (the best one so far) and never had any problems when flying solo.

We wanted something smaller since now that we actually have a sex life the rabbit was rather getting in the way iyswim

brilliant

Ooh I've got a bullt - I love it. And you can get this to go with it that looks great!

I've got the big one and the small one, big one is rubbish, LOVE the small one

sorry last hijack - well I am pleased you came back

Rindercella: That thing looks scary!