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To be pissed off the the designer vibrator DH bought me for my birthday

41 replies

IANBU · 22/08/2009 14:27

doesn't make me humm... climax??

It just gets me tantalisingly close and then puff! nothing. It's so frustrating

I've had it for almost a week! What now?

BTW not a troll/trolling. Seriously

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SomeGuy · 22/08/2009 16:10

no, this www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=4761 is scary

moondog · 22/08/2009 16:11
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IANBU · 22/08/2009 16:14

Bloody hell SomeGuy, that thing would come out through my mouth!!!!

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branhasnocommentfortheDM · 22/08/2009 16:15

Get a basic bullet if you want to use it while having sex, it's easy to just tuck it between you and it's nice and small. One with a remote control is useful because you can control the speed.

FfreckleFface · 22/08/2009 16:19

I've got an Hitachi Magic Wand. Strictly speaking it is marketed as a massager, but it hits the spot every time. (Bloke works away, a lot!)

Celery · 22/08/2009 16:25

IANBU, I bought that one, and it didn't make me come either! And I've used a few vibrators over the years. Poncey designer vibe, with no oomph!!

Try a few cheaper ones.

I like the shape of it, had a similar one before that was much better, but can't remember what it was called, and it's not on the lovehoney site.

Original poster
IANBU · 22/08/2009 22:32

Relieved I'm not the only one!

What did you do with yours?

BTW thank you for the suggestions everyone!

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Celery · 23/08/2009 09:59

Still in my bedside drawer, not exactly something you can pass on, or sell!

I wonder if they'd give you a refund though?

sabire · 23/08/2009 10:37

I've always been a bit .... um... worried about using vibrators. Worried that they'll desensitise you in some way so that fingers are no good afterwards.

For me the ability to come is all mental - toys aren't really the issue.

NancysGarden · 23/08/2009 10:58

(This thread is an education to me - I'd never heard of Vaginismus or Vestibulodynia. I've always had huge problems with internals exams - my last smear was an embarrassment: a nurse had to come and hold my hand whilst it was going on, and they couldn't believe I've had a baby.)

That aside, the bullet looks great. Something small would appeal to me if I were looking, but have never had one so can't add any advice sorry.

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 23/08/2009 13:45

Sabire - don't worry, they don't

AnyFucker · 23/08/2009 20:00

OP, that Lelo thing doesn't look like it would do anything for me either !

BertieBotts · 23/08/2009 20:20

This sounds exactly like me - I have a rabbit which works but nothing else seems to. But the problem is the rabbit gets in the way of the real thing! (And need it to be able to relax enough etc) I got so fed up with it that I bent the dildo bit down out of the way and it does work but only in certain positions. Will let you know if I ever come up with anything.

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IANBU · 25/08/2009 16:12

By sabire on Sun 23-Aug-09 10:37:59
For me the ability to come is all mental - toys aren't really the issue.

Unfortunately, it's not that straightforward for some of us...

Called the shop where I bought it and they asked me to take it back for them to have a look.

'You see, that's just not good enough to make me come!'

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IANBU · 25/08/2009 16:15

Although I'll be really annoyed if they don't give me my money back.

All the vibrators from this brand were proudly displayed on a locked glass cabinet but none of them was charged so you couldn't 'test' them. Now I wonder why

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veryhappywithmyvibe · 25/08/2009 17:18

This doesn't get in the way of the real thing. Hands free fun. It is ace.

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