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to not want to buy a pot full of vomit

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PeedOffWithNits · 20/08/2009 19:05

bought myself a gorgeous new plant for the conservatory today in homebase only to get home and discover it is full of vomit

WWYD

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gingernutlover · 20/08/2009 19:08

pmsl

hope it wasnt toooooo expensive

how long did it take you to p p p pick up the problem

brimfull · 20/08/2009 19:10

I would report it and get them to check their cctv

gingernutlover · 20/08/2009 19:11

oh yes, and make sure they contact crime stoppers to see if they can show it on their next broadcast - these "vomit vandals" must be stopped!

ThePregnantPhantomPlopper · 20/08/2009 19:12
Grin
Dogshitsonthedailymail · 20/08/2009 19:13

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cathcat · 20/08/2009 19:15

Apparently it is a new type of fertiliser.

EccentricaUsesTheDMForBogRoll · 20/08/2009 19:15

are you sure it is vomit? perhaps some sort of organic fertiliser?

Tidey · 20/08/2009 19:16
PeedOffWithNits · 20/08/2009 19:16

I phoned the store to complain, the woman was ever so sympathetic - told me some horror story about some jeans she bought in Sainsburys last year. She had tried them on the day before but realised she had no purse on her, so went back next day to buy them, when she got them home they were full of SH*T.

what is the world coming to!

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duchesse · 20/08/2009 19:17

That is high grade azalea fertiliser, not vomit, you numpty.

PeedOffWithNits · 20/08/2009 19:21

fertiliser? since when did fertiliser have bits of carrot in it?

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shandyleer · 20/08/2009 19:23

I hear that there are great advances in DNA technology these days, send a bit of puke in a plastic bag to the local constabularly, then sit back and wait for the results with a cup of tea and a nice choccy biccy, eg a penguin.

adriftchina · 20/08/2009 19:24

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StealthPolarBear · 20/08/2009 19:43

I would sue!
And wash out your car boot

RumourOfAHurricane · 20/08/2009 19:48

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gypsymoon · 20/08/2009 19:51

That is possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever heard...I feel quite traumatised and reading it has done nothing for my morning sickness.

I agree with StealthPolarBear - sue for emotional distress!

StealthPolarBear · 20/08/2009 19:54

shiney you're looking a bit green round the gills...

StealthPolarBear · 20/08/2009 19:55

gypsymoon, when you're feeling slightly less queasy, have a look here

RumourOfAHurricane · 20/08/2009 19:56

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StealthPolarBear · 20/08/2009 19:56

and apologies if I've got the wrong end of the stick again - seem to be doing that a lot recently

GrimmaTheNome · 20/08/2009 19:58

If it wasn't you, Shiney, does that mean there's an epidemic of plant-induced vomiting virus now?

(disappears thinking about headlines about the oddly-named Shine Flu)

StealthPolarBear · 20/08/2009 19:59

oooh I hope this is real! Doubt it though...

BitOfFun · 20/08/2009 20:00

Oh I am crying

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