to not want to buy a pot full of vomit

[PeedOffWithNits]

bought myself a gorgeous new plant for the conservatory today in homebase only to get home and discover it is full of vomit

WWYD

BoF, why? Have you bought one too? shiney, how many did you fertilise exactly?

Which thread is serious???? Honestly, all this talk of vomit - I don't know whether to laugh, cry....or just spew?

I might be slightly less precious if I wasn't feeling so sorry for myself and hopefully it's a joke so I don't have to worry about my next trip to the garden centre or indeed anywhere!!

Thanks for the link Stealth....decided in the end to laugh.

Bloody funny, but still pretty gross

That's not carrot in the vomit - it's the bits of stomach lining. HTH.

Yes, that helps a lot Hassled- if I ever appear on QI, I'm sure it will come in handy!

I'd take it back, it will die because vomit is acidic. Apparently.

Yup. Not everyone who is ever sick has also just eaten carrots. It's stomach lining.

PMSL

Can you ring them and tell them what you have done??

I'm thinking of the poor person that goes and buys that plant.

Don't give details etc, just let them know what you've done.

Hope you get better soon Shiny

shinyshoes, you might be on the wrong thread - read the OP

OP here reporting in and for those who did not guess, this is a wind up. Just thought it would be funny as so often we wonder what it would be like if the person with the other half of a story was posting about the experience too.

hope you are feeling better shiney

(oh and I knew the bit about stomach lining thanks!)

I'm mildly hysterical at the thought of performing a DNA test on a vomit filled pot plant