To eat all 3 twixes I have bought for the DC, and to do so secretly whilst bending over the washing machine pretending to load it?

[poopscoop]

Need answers in 2 mins as they are beckoning.

No. Yanbu.

Are you ont now full of self loathing at your lack of control?

All chocolate tastes better in secret. Twixes wouldn't be my choice though.

you'll make yourself sick woman!!!!

lol, go for it. yanbu.

No YANBU you have saved them from themselves

I eat stuff with my head in a cupboard all the time. Then I wonder why my muffin top is spillling over my jeans

the problem is, i should have bought 4 and had one myself, but with 3 dc and 3 twixes it becomes a necessity to eat all.

I am sure you understand.

if they are double ones, then there is a finger for you and all three children which equals 2 twixes and the other one for you! Simple!

Sounds very reasonable to me!

YANBU. People need food or they can become seriously ill. You did the right thing.

right, i have wedged 2 twixes in (they are doubles so 4 fingers). I feel a tad nauseous, but need to continue to the end.
Luckliy only 1 dc is in the house at the moment, but obviously I cannot give him the 3rd because he will sneak to the others and then I shall have to purchase more.

P.S. The bending over the machine is not to be recommended, it makes it very difficult to swallow so maybe follow cybillibertys advice and do it in a head height cupboard

Could you not do some elaborate laundry folding, thus giving you the opportunity to cover your whole face area and also a chance to shove some more in when you turn your back to put the folded things on the pile?

oh god, I am laughing out loud at savoy.

Honestly, the lengths we have to go to for a treat for ourselves!

YABU! You should have locked yourself in the bathoom with them instead

Three double twixes?

[awe]

YANBU

I hid a crunchie under the cushion last night and snuck bites when DS turned his back. He sussed me thought, but by the time he'd worked out where I'd hidden it, there was none left.

The poor little fella.

YABU

3 is too many and you won't enjoy them, same if you have to rush them.

Save them until later.

have a dinner if you're that hungry, 3 is pretty gluttonous (sp!)

LOL

My DS was eating a chocolate cookie earlier - I'd finished mine, so resorted to picking up the bits he dropped and eating them like a large mummy-shaped pet dog

Well, it saves getting the Hoover out.

I finished the task in hand. Well in cupboard. Yes, I feel gluttonous, and i can feel the weight on my hips already.

It is all your fault. You forced me to do this. 9 out of 10 mners who expressed a preference (lol) said it needed to be done

What my mother did was charge "tax", so she'd ALWAYS take a bit out of any chocolate she bought us.