To eat all 3 twixes I have bought for the DC, and to do so secretly whilst bending over the washing machine pretending to load it?

[poopscoop]

Need answers in 2 mins as they are beckoning.

HA HA HA! I have done this soooooo many times! "what's in your mouth mummy?" "nothing" "can I see?" "chocolate! Can I have some?" "erm"

OMG I do this all the time!!!
Not tried the head in the washing machine trick though - might give that a Whirl (no pun intended) next time.
I usually cough COUGH COUGH (unwrap) then shove it all in while rummaging through cupboards high and low for that "thingie I've lost".
4 year old DD has a nose like a bloody hound though and can sniff out chocolate from a mile off... Usually say "nah it's medicine" upon which I have to reveal contents of mouth for inspection....
One time I successfully (I thought) scoffed a whole chocolate eclair in two bites whilst retrieving the milk from the fridge and turned triumphantly to continue conversation with DH. He in turn screeched "DD LOOK AT MUMMY'S MOUTH NOW". Exit me running to bathroom mirror to discover fresh cream smeared across cheek and telltale chocolate splodge on corner of mouth.
Oh the shame of being told off by 4 year old for being a non-sharing piggy...

DD often frisks me with her eyes as I walk through the lounge and says sternly, "Mummy, your hands have gone all stiff again" when I am trying to palm a Twirl past her.