to think a whole family in crocs are just.. oh god <insert adjective>

[BadgersArse]

apart form the wise teenage girl who had broken free

I haven't worn Crocs ever, but I don't particuarly hate them. Ugg boots are vile, and so are these.

Those ones in the link with the high heels look just like the plastic dressing-up shoes dd used to wear when she was being a princess. Aged about 3.

Ambi. Those 'realistic feet' ones are something else! You could stick fur to them and pretend to be an Ork if you were strapped for something to do of an evening.

Ha ha, I'm wearing fake crocs with a GYPSY SKIRT, how out of fashion am I?

(couldn't give a shit emoticon)