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to accept dh's payment plan for my new jacket?

122 replies

shavenhaven · 25/07/2009 17:39

I really want a new jacket that costs a fair bit of money, dh says there is no problem with me getting it if i "raise" the money.

£25 per complete blowjob- must swallow
£50 per bumsex session

i should be able to afford it by next weekend

it is actually me that controls the purse strings but i am quite impressed with him coming up with this idea, now we both get what we want

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BitOfFun · 26/07/2009 01:29

Have you started a thread Hambler?

SM,I'm not sure where the obsessive tailpipe references are coming from? Sniggering about bumsex is par for the course on here at weekends, but doing it or assuming other people do is like assuming people who laugh at Tom and Jerry cartoons enjoy bonking people on the head with comedy hammers are actually violently psychotic. Please relax and save your ire for people who deserve it- we mostly mean no harm on here!

RumourOfAHurricane · 26/07/2009 01:29

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kitkatqueen · 26/07/2009 01:30

night sm....

the fatter I get the slower I type

kitkatqueen · 26/07/2009 01:31

and stupider should read shine.

hambler · 26/07/2009 01:32

bof
kill me now

RumourOfAHurricane · 26/07/2009 01:32

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BitOfFun · 26/07/2009 02:04

Right hambler. I am too pissed to read it properly, but I promise I will tomorrow x

imaynotbeperfectbutimokmummy · 26/07/2009 12:43

Oh heavens, sorry SM i didn't mean to offend you.

canttouchthis · 26/07/2009 12:59

2rebecca, get with the times! what an uptight attitude to have about anal sex! men can like anal but also enjoy the conventional route too, doesn't make a man gay!

shavenhaven · 26/07/2009 15:12

I am not a troll, or a prostitute oh well maybe i am

well that £75 earned, not quite half way there yet!

dont feel to sorry for me, i just realised this morning that dh has not had a bank card since someone stole his wallet in febuary so it will be me who actually does the buying of the jacket, am just going to have some fun earning it.

2rebecca he uses my vagina rather a lot but thanks for the concern, sometimes you want someone behind you pulling your hair and pushing your face into a pillow iykwim or maybe you dont know what i mean actually poor you!

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CyradisTheSeer · 26/07/2009 15:29

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BadgersArse · 26/07/2009 15:42

in the coldlight of day this thread looks really vile!

sherby · 26/07/2009 15:44

this thread is grim

kitkatqueen · 26/07/2009 17:02

Oh quit being so serious and judgy people. Go and have some fun!

sassy · 26/07/2009 17:11

at this thread. Both at the transaction and at the way those on the thread behaved last night.

OP. Buy stuff yourself. PLeasure your husband in ways you both appreciate. But don't link the two - too much like whoredom.

sherby · 26/07/2009 17:13

fun? god yeah this is hilarious

Mumcentreplus · 26/07/2009 17:14

All I have to say is Ya cheap lady!...50 quid for bumsex? and 25 for a swallow?...dispicably cheap

cherryblossoms · 26/07/2009 17:33

It's posted in AIBU.

It's inviting judgment. Any position on it, positive or negative, joke/serious, etc., is a judgment.

Asking/insisting that people not judge is an act and a position-taking of it's own, not a neutral position.

I'd say that this thread touches on very complex issues about male-female relationships - that old Marxist-feminist analysis of the financial-sexual transaction of marriage. That's why it goes deep.

I'd say it raises questions about the location of jokes. eg. This joke may play quite well if one has achieved a utopic space within your particular male-female relationship but plays not so well in a different location, where the target audience may have an eye on a distinct lack of such a gender-equality utopia.

It also touches on how to interpret information posted on a public forum. In a sense, because it's now on a public forum, the fact that all this is played out by two loving, consenting adults doesn't really matter. It's now a public act and its interpretation can't simply be limited to how those two adults interpret it.

Posting in AIBU is an act of inviting interpretation and an act of taking an individual act out of a private context.

And, yes, i know that is all quite heavy for a Saturday night thread but ... what the hell ... it's posted on a public forum, it's now general property and I can make of it what I will.

To be honest, I don't really care much about the initial question; I'd guess it was designed as a bit of a wind-up, for those of us steeped in Marxist-feminism and its offshoots.

But I do get a bit cross about posters telling other posters to be quiet. The bit of me that isn't fond of censorship gets a bit miffed.

BitOfFun · 26/07/2009 17:38

Interesting. And amazing that your brain still functions after children- mine has rotted so far it would never have occured to me to write that even though I know what you mean

Eve4Walle · 26/07/2009 17:41

Why does there have to be a tradeoff?

If you want the jacket and you have the money, just fecking buy it yourself. You already said you'd end up using your own card to pay for it.

This whole thread is a little disturbing IMO. Sex as a commodity is bad news in a relationship in my experience.

cherryblossoms · 26/07/2009 17:47

BoF- that's very kind. Believe me, I'm as children-addled as the next mum.

I've just read a book, was pleased I seemed to understand it, and then realised it was because I'd read it a few months ago - and I had pretty much no recall of it, whatsoever.

So, if you're saying that was a coherent post, you are very kind, and I shall take that as a small pebble to rebuild my road to rationality.

kitkatqueen · 26/07/2009 22:57

Sorry but I just think this thread is not really that serious. If the op was posting that she didn't have a coat and her dp had said that she could only have the money for one in exchange for sex then I would have an issue with it, but the op is actually saying that because she wants to spend a lot of their joint money she asked her dp if it was ok 1st. I would do that in the same situation. Her dp has said yes and added on a slightly kinky rider that isn't actually serious or upholdable because the op is the one holding the purse strings.

If this was a case of middle of winter, no money of her own and her dp won't give her the money for a coat unless she meets his demands then I would be horrified and advising her to leg it.

I don't think this post is aimed at upsetting anyone who is a marxist-feminist I think it is just a sharing of a bit of a giggle between dps. Ok it would probably have been better in chat but really its just the usual mumsnet bumsex thread on the wrong night...

And for the record I said quit not quiet

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