to accept dh's payment plan for my new jacket?

[shavenhaven]

I really want a new jacket that costs a fair bit of money, dh says there is no problem with me getting it if i "raise" the money.

£25 per complete blowjob- must swallow
£50 per bumsex session

i should be able to afford it by next weekend

it is actually me that controls the purse strings but i am quite impressed with him coming up with this idea, now we both get what we want

I want to cry

It's alright love.

bof

girls, I have been drinking.

And my life is falling apart.
Must start new thread

Aww nothing wrong with being a wee scottish lassie,but i would'nt shove a thistle up my arse even if the clothes were Prada.

Hambler, be happy that you were noticed as having posted the same thing on 2 threads within 1 minute of each other - aside from my antenatal thread I frequently wonder if my posts only actually show up on my screen.

I am also quite impressed that you said such volumes with one word.

my tail pipe sees only the required No2 action
nowt else
any jacket i buy it.no lube reqd

knowledge of purple and thistley?may i suggest you go to GUM clinic or at least CHAT magazine i felt saw a biggun...style section

Grim.

k

ok so your wounds weep yopu say your rectum is intact

well done

ok first I thought bloody hell you would prostitute yourself for a jacket

then I thought DUH! Troll!

Then I thought , no, not a troll, prostitute.

Then I thought so what? is it a big deal? No.

Then I felt really sad whatever one is true

Urgh, i remember the bj for bigmac thread.

Or alternatively Hambler - think it any which way you like.

maybe if some women valued themselves more they wouldnt eqauate BJ or up the tail pipe action as legitimate ways to obtain consumer durables

I understand SMs english just fine.

i have no need forany dictionary my comprehension and articulation are in tact

was the purple thistle wedged up the arse a mere metaphor rather than a description of your weeping wounds