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to accept dh's payment plan for my new jacket?

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shavenhaven · 25/07/2009 17:39

I really want a new jacket that costs a fair bit of money, dh says there is no problem with me getting it if i "raise" the money.

£25 per complete blowjob- must swallow
£50 per bumsex session

i should be able to afford it by next weekend

it is actually me that controls the purse strings but i am quite impressed with him coming up with this idea, now we both get what we want

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RumourOfAHurricane · 26/07/2009 00:57

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hambler · 26/07/2009 00:58

I want to cry

BitOfFun · 26/07/2009 01:00

It's alright love.

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hambler · 26/07/2009 01:01

bof

hambler · 26/07/2009 01:01

girls, I have been drinking.

And my life is falling apart.
Must start new thread

skybright · 26/07/2009 01:02

Aww nothing wrong with being a wee scottish lassie,but i would'nt shove a thistle up my arse even if the clothes were Prada.

kitkatqueen · 26/07/2009 01:02

Hambler, be happy that you were noticed as having posted the same thing on 2 threads within 1 minute of each other - aside from my antenatal thread I frequently wonder if my posts only actually show up on my screen.

I am also quite impressed that you said such volumes with one word.

scottishmummy · 26/07/2009 01:03

my tail pipe sees only the required No2 action
nowt else
any jacket i buy it.no lube reqd

knowledge of purple and thistley?may i suggest you go to GUM clinic or at least CHAT magazine i felt saw a biggun...style section

RumourOfAHurricane · 26/07/2009 01:03

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VelvetPlum · 26/07/2009 01:03

Grim.

RumourOfAHurricane · 26/07/2009 01:04

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hambler · 26/07/2009 01:05

k

RumourOfAHurricane · 26/07/2009 01:06

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scottishmummy · 26/07/2009 01:07

ok so your wounds weep yopu say your rectum is intact

well done

hambler · 26/07/2009 01:08

ok first I thought bloody hell you would prostitute yourself for a jacket

then I thought DUH! Troll!

Then I thought , no, not a troll, prostitute.

Then I thought so what? is it a big deal? No.

Then I felt really sad whatever one is true

VelvetPlum · 26/07/2009 01:08

Urgh, i remember the bj for bigmac thread.

RumourOfAHurricane · 26/07/2009 01:10

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VelvetPlum · 26/07/2009 01:11

Or alternatively Hambler - think it any which way you like.

scottishmummy · 26/07/2009 01:11

maybe if some women valued themselves more they wouldnt eqauate BJ or up the tail pipe action as legitimate ways to obtain consumer durables

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VelvetPlum · 26/07/2009 01:13

I understand SMs english just fine.

scottishmummy · 26/07/2009 01:15

i have no need forany dictionary my comprehension and articulation are in tact

was the purple thistle wedged up the arse a mere metaphor rather than a description of your weeping wounds

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