to accept dh's payment plan for my new jacket?

[shavenhaven]

I really want a new jacket that costs a fair bit of money, dh says there is no problem with me getting it if i "raise" the money.

£25 per complete blowjob- must swallow
£50 per bumsex session

i should be able to afford it by next weekend

it is actually me that controls the purse strings but i am quite impressed with him coming up with this idea, now we both get what we want

bit of an aside scottishmummy i picked up a scottish ABC book for DD in the charity shop a while back. I love it But then i have a bit of a love affair going on with Scotland just now.

Although....i'm not sure i am pay worthy..my ideal is a lickout and a fag at the same time...those were the days

Blimey, Perfect, you need to aim for at least a double cheeseburger with a side of fries- no wonder you are having self-esteem issues!

hydrocolloid dressings and tape should sort your weeping wounds,nicely

nothing else of note from you i see

just weeping

meh

nah i type too fast you think too slow and are walking wounded

Do you think BitofFun ? lol, i could present that to my shrink - what do you think he would say? That was a while ago

who's that trip trapping over MY bridge

I suddenly feel as tho my life must be sooo boring - I charge my dp every time I get the hoover out or load the dishwasher...

Starts chanting

Secretly hoping the teachers will turn up....

oh lordy your inane posse here to validate your hardness

hey that jacket your wee pal is holding- did you obtain that by taking it up the tail pipe?

hee hee at i will hold yor jacket Shiney,im a right wee brown nose me..oh dfop you take it up the tailpipe for a jacket too bit of fun

are shineone and scottish mummy sisters? Hambler, im not a troll

pre-empting hamblers response to be "meh"...

Imnbpbiom At least you don't have to hoover for a jacket

SM is quite possibly a computer programme that kicks in randomly to be rude to people. Except she has flashes of humour which belie this theory and make me suspect she is probably alright really

yer wee anonymous never met pals pile in to hold coat..nice

i frankly dont need some internet chum to hold my coat.i speak autonomously and if someone no likey - well i dont need a wee pal jump in for me

but i do type and think fast

maybe your wee scottish dictionary didnt facilitate that for you

Oh have youself a wee dram SM, there's no point fighting.