to accept dh's payment plan for my new jacket?

[shavenhaven]

I really want a new jacket that costs a fair bit of money, dh says there is no problem with me getting it if i "raise" the money.

£25 per complete blowjob- must swallow
£50 per bumsex session

i should be able to afford it by next weekend

it is actually me that controls the purse strings but i am quite impressed with him coming up with this idea, now we both get what we want

please is this just a joke?

op

whew

Shine thankyou maybe i'm not invisible after all

I now figure I'm just boring as hell

As for the op I read it and thought fair doos ( thats norfolk btw and there isn't a dictionary ) Op gets happy hankypanky and a jacket Its her dp so why not?

I am having a bad night

I also type really sloooow

fine if you think prostitution is ok.

why hambler?

kk, not sure. doubting my whole life, my relationship with dh. feeling very negative bout relTIONSHIPS IN GENERAL.
need to shut up or start own thread

Hambler - would you rather recognise the grimness of this exchanfge (real or not) and feel a bit gutted about it OR read that OP and think it was fine?

Worry not

WHOOPS

I figured that it was just the daft bumsex thread that usually pops up as incidental amusement on a friday or saturday...

i neither like nor dislike anyone on MN.bunch of anonymous burds with pc

some occasional verbose argy bargy or laughs on a keyboard hardly constitutes knowing

i switch off and switch off^
no MN grudges or gripes whatsoever

Ah -I see its other stuff. Get some sleep Hambler?

VELVET, sorry I seem to have sense of humour failure tonight.
This thread makes me really sad. Imagine if it were posted by a man. "I want a new jacket but wifey says I must earn it. £50 for felatio..."

I KNOW IT IS meant to be funny but it is making me really sad about the intractible differences (alleged) between men and women

Hambler - we all do that from time to time - the life bit. Its part of life and usually once the whirly whirl in your head has finished you realise you were in the right place doing the right things all along. Its a bit like re-afirmation iykwim?

Is there somthing specific thats got u stressed?