AIBU to think that BFing is not 'the *most* natural thing in the world'?

[TrillianAstrahasaJOB]

Natural and good, yes.

The most natural thing in the world? I think not.

May I suggest that pooing is in fact the most natural thing in the world?

Evidence:
everyone poos, not everyone BFs
pooing is easier than BFing, no-one needs to be taught to poo
we poo for more of our lives than we BF
more animals poo than BF

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(am pro BFing, but anti twee statements)

lol stealth...Brian, eh...

Still don't get the glass table thing...

I'm racking my brains to think of the famous person who used to do it in Hollywood before he was famous...

Trillian

one person under glass table looking up

one person naked squatting on glass table

Oh bother, I can't think. But if you google glass table and Joe Pesci he comes up as an aficionado...

or should that be !!

You know I don't think I want to Google that. But thanks anyway.

We may all poo, but I am like the Queen. My shit don't stink.

at you all!

Pooing certainly more "natural" than Bfing - and yes, if somebody had told me it could be hard the first time round I'd have done better as stated above.

Also, pooing far more inclusive: men and woman can poo, however there is clear sex discrimination going on in regards to BFing. Also even small children can participate in competitive pooing displays at great hilarity. BFing teddies only goes so far.

And, I will never look at a glass coffee table the same again. Thanks for that....

Shit, I've just realised that our coffee table is made of glass...

It's so covered in stuff and watermarks that I don't think of it as see-through.

Sigh...at the moment I can bf like a champion, but I CANNOT poo for love nor money.

[wanders off sobbing to find the lactulose]

So for me bf-ing wins on the most natural, yet bloody hard to learn, thing in the world.

Poor you, sounds awful!

But I cannot help but PMSL at the thought of Esme Weatherwax BFing! She definitely poos, she has a privy, but I can't really see the nurturing-baby-thing.