To Fancy Charlie Brooker and hope he's on Mumsnet?

[madameovary]

Was watching Newswipe on Iplayer and the man makes me laugh out loud and seems not to take himself too seriously - a devastating combination IMO.

Yes I know he's married but you know, Charlie, if you ever decide that its not working out, y'know, give me a call sometime...

Would he go to McDonald's if you had a hangover though? I think not.

Oh dear, he's SUCH a twat. So deeply unfunny. But he's a fellow emetophobe and that's not funny so, sympathies Charlie, if you are watching - which you surely will be now that you are in a national newspaper and on tv and a household name and all .

Oh Scorpette, put in a good word please
Devil I have Dibs, so ner.

A twat!? how very dare you

Charlie Brooker, for example, is a twat.

ANYWAY, Charlie, if you're reading this, and fancy spending some time in Scotland, look me up.

He makes me laugh and i think he'd probably get it too..

Df doesn't get it atall

He is hilarious, but not my type in the looks department. Each to their own though.
Now, Webb from 'Mitchell and...' on the other hand...

Which one's Webb?

Webb is the one that has curlyish hair.
THe one that doesn't have a Hitler haircut.
He did FLashdance.

here

Charlie is wonderful, and one of the most vicious, hilarious writers around. But he does look like Death's Head.

Quite a mover!!

am i the only one that feels the need to explain to charlie brooker that mintyy is joking with her comment? just in case?

Charlie - just in case - Mintyy is most definitely not joking.

oh god i am also secretly in love with charlie brooker....ive just taped and watched back to back charlie brookers newswipe.....

i am in love.

just dont tell DH.....

am an avid fan of screenwipe and i think its the only thing ive ever LOL at....when he was on about streetdoctor and did the hammer toe thing i nearly peed myself laughing.

also loved dead set.

im a fan. can you tell?

of forgot to say do you read his Guardian column? that is often very funny too...

madamovary im afraid id fight you for him....lol

pickyvic - buy this

It's bloody hilarious! DP's favourite toilet book (hmm)

Have to say I didn't like Dead Set (totally derivative, not enough build-up, crap characters) but everything else he does is gold!

so is that a collection of his guardian columns? i could be tempted....

you know im starting to like this site!

Yeah it's the best of his column. There is stuff in there that had me laughing like a goon on the bus to work manys a morning!

It does annoy me how he rehashes his material so often but then so do all the greats hey hehee

charlie brooker is too cool to google himself anyway

You lot are wierd! Can you imagine his comments over cornflakes if you were looking a bit rough or if your repartee was less than sparkling. Biting humour is great, but not directed at you over breakfast!

oooo no he can bite my humour any time....even over breakfast!

Never underestimate the power of a man who can make you laugh. I realised last night that I have a bit of a crush on David Mitchell, which took me rather by surprise