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shoot the aunty, shoot the f*kin aunty.............

42 replies

psychomum5 · 16/06/2009 19:26

well, can I??

she is evil slighty odd.

and if you know me and my whining, you will know she is asking for it.

can I

please

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psychomum5 · 16/06/2009 19:26

am slightly drunk BTW....if that makes a difference to you answrr

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psychomum5 · 16/06/2009 19:27

and she helped the reasons for the drunkeness

mentioned my mother

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HecatesTwopenceworth · 16/06/2009 19:27

Yes. Of course you can.

But you have to shoot my mother too.

I'll provide an alibi.

iMum · 16/06/2009 19:27

psycho-I do love you!

LilRedWG · 16/06/2009 19:27

Well - I've read the first line of OP and my answer is a resounding YES! From past experience I know she is being an evil old bag.

Doodle2u · 16/06/2009 19:27

Messy.

Choke or poison might mean less clearing up for you.

differentID · 16/06/2009 19:28
StealthPolarBear · 16/06/2009 19:28

haven't seen your previous aunty posts, but it sounds as though you have good reason ...

wotulookinat · 16/06/2009 19:28

Of course you can shoot her. Go for it!

EccentricaGallumbits · 16/06/2009 19:28

have you considered voodo?

i have a nice chilled bottle of rose ready to share if you need.

HumpingAnteater · 16/06/2009 19:29

Yeah go ahead straight between the eyes.

The thing is what would be your weapon of choice?

cornsilk · 16/06/2009 19:29
psychomum5 · 16/06/2009 19:31

voodoo would work better....I have no blood on my hands then

how to I become a voodoo'er??

hecate, of course

imum

doodle, poison means she might vomit on me, messy also!!

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RinityThino · 16/06/2009 19:31

SEE told you everyone would be behind you

TrillianAstra · 16/06/2009 19:31

Voodoo sounds good - the police don't believe it works so you can never get caught!

psychomum5 · 16/06/2009 19:32

cornsilk, she raise me, but badly.....lots of issues, none of them great, and she keeps ringing me....

makes me feel like topping myself each time!!

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cornsilk · 16/06/2009 19:33

Oh okay.

StealthPolarBear · 16/06/2009 19:34

have you tried ebay for fantastic second hand voodoo dolls?

Doodle2u · 16/06/2009 19:34

Depends on the poison! - Give her summat to hospitalize her - then it's someone elses problem

I'm liking voodoo. Or - next best thing - trip out to an Acupuncturist....s'just posh voodoo imo!

differentID · 16/06/2009 19:34

Psycho- found ancient Rome, paid mobs were sometimes used to beat political enemies to death. this in wiki.

Any good?

HecatesTwopenceworth · 16/06/2009 19:35

do you have to continue to have contact with her?

Send her a postcard saying "We're moving to Australia, have a nice life"

psychomum5 · 16/06/2009 19:37

hecate, I think not, bit really.....she seems to have a very good 'nose' for when I am 'low', and swoops!!

and liking ebay for the 2nd voodoo dools......but will they work the same

trinity and trillian..

poison, ....deserves a re-thought!

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psychomum5 · 16/06/2009 19:39

LOL @ the links

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differentID · 16/06/2009 19:39

could you get hold of ricin? and then stab her with an umbrella

StealthPolarBear · 16/06/2009 19:40

Just pop them in the washing machine at 40degrees first - they'll be fine
(BTW is your aunty planning any trips to niagra falls soon?)

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