shoot the aunty, shoot the f*kin aunty.............

[psychomum5]

well, can I??

she is evil slighty odd.

and if you know me and my whining, you will know she is asking for it.

can I

please

am slightly drunk BTW....if that makes a difference to you answrr

and she helped the reasons for the drunkeness

mentioned my mother

Yes. Of course you can.

But you have to shoot my mother too.

I'll provide an alibi.

psycho-I do love you!

Well - I've read the first line of OP and my answer is a resounding YES! From past experience I know she is being an evil old bag.

Messy.

Choke or poison might mean less clearing up for you.

haven't seen your previous aunty posts, but it sounds as though you have good reason ...

Of course you can shoot her. Go for it!

have you considered voodo?

i have a nice chilled bottle of rose ready to share if you need.

Yeah go ahead straight between the eyes.

The thing is what would be your weapon of choice?

voodoo would work better....I have no blood on my hands then

how to I become a voodoo'er??

hecate, of course

imum

doodle, poison means she might vomit on me, messy also!!

SEE told you everyone would be behind you

Voodoo sounds good - the police don't believe it works so you can never get caught!

cornsilk, she raise me, but badly.....lots of issues, none of them great, and she keeps ringing me....

makes me feel like topping myself each time!!

Oh okay.

have you tried ebay for fantastic second hand voodoo dolls?

Depends on the poison! - Give her summat to hospitalize her - then it's someone elses problem

I'm liking voodoo. Or - next best thing - trip out to an Acupuncturist....s'just posh voodoo imo!

Psycho- found ancient Rome, paid mobs were sometimes used to beat political enemies to death. this in wiki.

Any good?

do you have to continue to have contact with her?

Send her a postcard saying "We're moving to Australia, have a nice life"

hecate, I think not, bit really.....she seems to have a very good 'nose' for when I am 'low', and swoops!!

and liking ebay for the 2nd voodoo dools......but will they work the same

trinity and trillian..

poison, ....deserves a re-thought!

LOL @ the links

could you get hold of ricin? and then stab her with an umbrella

Just pop them in the washing machine at 40degrees first - they'll be fine
(BTW is your aunty planning any trips to niagra falls soon?)