shoot the aunty, shoot the f*kin aunty.............

[psychomum5]

well, can I??

she is evil slighty odd.

and if you know me and my whining, you will know she is asking for it.

can I

please

Sell her to a dodgy medical student.

hey, my brother is a HO, (intern basically)....maybe he could help

at the Niagra falls comment Stealth!

I didn't know if you drunken lot would get it

missed that.

nope, no niagra falls sadly, but she doe sgo away a lot.

could be a plan

I read once that the perfect murder weapon is a giant icicle. It doesn't hold fingerprints, it disappears and the rozzers will be baffled.

So, off you pop lady, go get thyself the biggest icicle.

And also, tomato leaves are poisonous. Put some in her salad.

hit her over the head with a house brick first

it might be time for the thread we talked about...

YABU. Of course you can't. You'd leave clues. Is she elderly? Could you just wait it out and hope for an inhertiance?

not anymore....

CSI new york did an episode on it, and porved how it could happen (the wound is very wet and 'leaky').....not so perfect anymore

I even had it all planned too!!!

Do you have any cash?
Cos I know a man who can help. {wink,wink}

I do ackchully.......

You so-bad!
I had an accident 4 years ago which enabled new driveway. Narf narf

paying for our new extension

and

our new kitchen

((payed deposite yesterday, but tis a secret))

Oh right, say it's a secret on MN.
Cos nobody will ever find out eh?
Silly arse!

wel.....no one will!!

will they