To get so fucking bored by the "my husband left me today" threads in relationship forum

[Rollergirl1]

I'd rather read the daily mail.

beautiful, HG

lol! I think MN should have yearly prizes, most committed MN, funniest, crap thread, best thread and everyone should nominate and vote for a lovely prize/award.

a portable one for you

HG - those look far too sophisticated.

my dirty mind boggles as to what you would wish to do with fluffy's link

Hmm, not to sure on that Pan. Looks like he's just made a movie

amazing what some people post on the internet innit!

pmsl hg & Thumb

ROFL!! You're really not getting out much are you giggle!!

a quick idea???? ermm

Can we have a thread for the most random picture on t'internet?

fab!

PMSL

how'd i miss this?

was too busy on the sex chat thread and thinking of:

'this is what he pays me for. i'll show you how it's done.'

Wow. Meltdown. I guess it was to be expected. Can you ban me? Just out of interest?

Mr Flittersnoop AKA Professor Branestawm was (ahem)only 7 years old in 1973. [Evil Cradle-Snatching Cougar emoticon ]

I take no resonsiblity whatsoever for what ever he was doing with goldfish at the time...

Fluffy, that is brilliant.

Eyeballs, while I can fully appreciate the humour of that, it doesn't quite fit the "roller" class - although it does describe the op pretty well!

eyeballs, that is hilarious

and soooo spot on, fluff
(my sense of humour is much more suited to this thread doncha think?)

sorry:

here

I know, I got distracted

yeah, that's what he said.

PMSL fluffy

OK, I'm going to pull down my ?????????? and go to bed

Nitey nite.

did anyone hear that? I thought I heard a noise??

No - just imagining it

are you accusing someone of farting, faq

I think the OP's busy

it's the sound of the $150/hour some used to make letting some men know what was good for them .