To get so fucking bored by the "my husband left me today" threads in relationship forum

[Rollergirl1]

I'd rather read the daily mail.

well my budgie left me today

what a complete dick - the OP that is

at FAQ

Geez, at this time of night, even the dark-haired chap from Masterchef is seeming appealing.

or

oh and my DH has just walked out..................

oh the living room (or should that be lounge or front room???? >>

Awww FAQ

Our goldfish died last night

Holyguacaomole - you've got it in one!

The only cat fight I ever had was back in 1973 in the Physics lab over my alleged disfigurement of a Bay City Roller's poster.

Roller girl. What a crap name for a troll.

ROFPMSL Quattro - thanks for the link!

oooo eyesball - I'm sorry - I was just being snide and sarcastic

I've never owned a budgie

what about one of these?

or one of these?

Nice car, a half naked man spread out on the top would be nice though Pan, someone with muscles, women just don't do it for me I'm afraid.

So sorry about your goldfish Eyeballs

PMSL worry not. Our goldfish did actually die but I never liked the little fecker. DH is heartbroken though

phew >>

ROFL at Thumbwitch

I can see that rusty garden roller working as well.

Ooh that sounded a bit heartless didn't it . I'm not dancing on its grave or anything but I'm not throwing myself on the funeral pyre either...

Now, what were we talking about. Oh yeah, nobody

i was guilty though. But I never read the Daily Mail M'lud.

Would DH like to start a thread in relationships about it? It may bring out the more empathetic side of a MNtter?

oh my eyes, my eyes - I just did a google images for the OP's name (minus the number at the end) - not quite what I was expecting

pmsl - this could win the "funniest responses" prize as well as the biggest twat op medal

If the shoe fits.......

Yay, the witches are out, both of thumb and giggle!

I was thinking more barbie-on-pink-rollerskates look though

ok bunny - man on ab roller

eyeballs

Fluffy don't you mean a MNutter?
Depends on how close a relationship Mr Flittersnoop had with his goldfish !

FAQ, really? was it that bad? I'm not going to look, my eyes can't stand it, just give me a quick idea...